‘Orca’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Ballad

This is the type of song that because of the chorus might be misunderstood as fat shaming. But I think people would forgive the use of “orca” if the rest of the song is making it clear the narrator is cool with the size of the woman involved.

Orca
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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the lights finally on
the last song has been played
everyone’s drunk
we’re all looking to get laid

my friends point to you and sneer
there’s an orca looking for the kill
you should go over there act like a seal
she might make you lucky you never know

no shame in a little weight
call her an orca if you like
but she’s mine tonight
orca, orca, orca
orca, orca, orca

drunk as can be I walk over to chat
you look at me with big bright eyes
realize I’ve met my fate
in the light you’re as beautiful as can be
no need to deny that I’m ready for ride

we get to talking and what do you know
you’re as sweet as can be
just the lady for me
buy you one last drink
before you know it we heading home
the seas were rough before
but it’s smooth sailing now

no shame in a little weight
call her an orca if you like
but she’s mine tonight
orca, orca, orca
orca, orca, orca

[bridge]
weight doesn’t matter
when you’re in love
just more to see
more to hold when
things get tight

there’s no shame in a little weight
especially if that whales a mermaid
waiting for a date

‘I’ll Have What She’s Having’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Ballad

These are just words. Could go any number of different ways.

I’ll Have What She’s Having
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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eyeing you two across the bar
I stare into my drink trying not cry
you’re so far away in your happiness
she gets to look into your eyes
while I got nothing but lies
I’ll have she’s having

we had our moment it’s true
time of sin that I can’t begin about
you made me want to scream and shout
with joy with our every bout with love

I’ll have what she’s having
is all I think
I’ll have what she’s having
I cry into my drink

I’ll have what she’s having

I’m alone now it’s sad but true
my only friend now is memories of you
the two of us ruled the world it seemed
then it all came crashing down
leaving me alone and sober in the dark

drinking you in across the way
there’s so little to day to my dismay
you’re gone for good I’ve got to admit
you get up to leave with her
what’s the rush I ask no one

I’ll have what she’s having
is all I think
I’ll have what she’s having
I cry into my drink

I’ll have what she’s having
I’ll have what she’s having
I’ll have what she’s having

[bridge]
need to sober up
stop drinking in the pain
the hangovers are too rough
but give me one more drink
of what she’s having

but I know in the end I’ll win
you’re restless and can’t be pined down
she’ll find you gone soon enough
awake to an empty bed
she’ll find herself like me
asking fate for a drink

I’ll have what she’s having
I’ll have what she’s having
I’ll have what she’s having

‘Whirlwind’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Ballad

This would be a pop ballad like St. Vincent’s “New York.” But these are just words. It could be produce any number of different ways.

Whirlwind
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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we were young
they said it couldn’t last
what did they know anyway
we were wrapped up in a
whirlwind

whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’

the whirlwind took us to heaven
the whirlwind was destructive as can be
in the end its still just you and me
in my dreams if nothing else
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’

whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’

[bridge]
the whirlwind took us to heaven
the whirlwind was destructive as can be
in the end its still just you and me
in my dreams if nothing else

whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’

I look back with regret
but I also smirk
we had our fun and that was it
the best is yet to come they say
but what do they know anyway

whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’
whirlwind, whirlwind, whirlwind
where you stoppin’

‘Saturday Night Love’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Song In Honor Of Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande

This is completely ridiculous and will never be produced, but it was a fun little challenge.

Saturday Night Love
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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he was working at SNL
met girl that did him well
she had a voice like angel you could tell
things went great
two weeks after their first date
they were engaged

people were surprised at the news
didn’t expect it to happen so soon
but they decided to wish them well

love is fast as can be you feel it
it’s a whirlwind wedding
so say with me what we got here, it’s
Saturday night love
Saturday night love
Saturday night love

others note they can’t get a text back
but Ariana Grande snagged a man
in two weeks flat
just when you think things are doomed
love shows its head
it’s best not to dwell on it all
everything is going to work out swell

people are left scratching their heads
wondering what it all means
but there’s no deeper meaning
love conquers all if you just have the gall
at least that’s the writing on the wall

people were surprised at the news
didn’t expect it to happen so soon
but they decided to wish them well

love is fast as can be you feel it
it’s a whorl wind wedding
so say with me what we got here, it’s
Saturday night love
Saturday night love
Saturday night love

[bridge]
who knows if they’ll succeed
before you know it we’ll be talking babies
the people will be cooing
thinking of the family that’s brewing

Lorne Michaels will officiate
bless the the two crazy kids
as they fly away to Ibiza
to dwell in their love
don’t worry it’ll end up well

people were surprised at the news
didn’t expect it to happen so soon
but they decided to wish them well

love is fast as can be you feel it
it’s a whorl wind wedding
so say with me what we got here, it’s
Saturday night love
Saturday night love
Saturday night love

‘Just Friends’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

This is my attempt at one of those songs that tries to explain the “it’s complicated” status of modern romance.

Just Friends
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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everyone’s talking about us
saying things ’cause they just don’t know
I look at you in the dark
not knowing where to start

when they ask about us we’ll say
as politely as can be that we’re

just friends
we’re casual as can be
just friends
no need to ask any more questions
we’re just friends

gossip is being spread all ’round town
people speculatin’ that we we do
what we do when lights are down, down, down
it’s none of their business as you know
what we do when sun don’t show

I’m not ready to admit how I feel
my heart is still breaking
from the one before
but you’re looking good right now
for just a friend

when they ask about us we’ll say
as politely as can be that we’re

just friends
we’re casual as can be
just friends
no need to ask any more questions
we’re just friends

[bridge]
we’re as tight as can be
soon enough we’ll be as one
but for the moment we’re
just friends

when you look at me in the eyes
I grow weak in the thighs
knowing what happens next
you don’t get any rest when you’re
just friends
just friends
just friends

‘Berenstein’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

There’s a whacked out theory that this nonsense about it being The Berenstain Bears is proof we live in alternative universe. I don’t subscribe to the theory, but these lyrics are about a woman questioning her man’s love and referencing that concept as she mulls the bullshit she’s being told. You’ll either think this is way too obscure for a dance pop song and as such extremely stupid or you’ll think it’s brilliant.

Berenstein
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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see your mouth move
don’t know what to do
these lies you keep spouting
got my mind doubting reality
is it Berenstein or Berenstain
that’s what I wanna know

grew up thinking love was a sure thing
now all I got is painful sting

Berenstein rings a bell
your lies got me feeling doubt
what’s the truth my heart asks
is it Berenstein or Berenstain
is it Berenstein or Berenstain

I know I’ve got to be wrong
you’ve been telling the truth all along
but how can it be the facts say I’m right
you’ve been dipping your pin twice

don’t want to believe this unvierse
things have to get better right
otherwise we’re in trouble
I struggle to understand life
is it Berenstein or Berenstain

grew up thinking love was a sure thing
now all I got is painful sting

Berenstein rings a bell
your lies got me feeling doubt
what’s the truth my heart asks
is it Berenstein or Berenstain
is it Berenstein or Berenstain

[bridge]
doing a little reading
can’t help that sinking feeling
you’re gone for good
getting your loving from some other

my heart is breaking
thinking of the lies your stating
but when all is revealed
we’ll understand the truth

grew up thinking love was a sure thing
now all I got is painful sting

Berenstein rings a bell
your lies got me feeling doubt
what’s the truth my heart asks
is it Berenstein or Berenstain
is it Berenstein or Berenstain

‘Same Same’ — #Lyrics To A Dance Pop Song

Anyone who has been in Southeast Asia will tell you one of the most used expressions among the locals is “Same same, but different.” This is a young, attractive woman — I’m looking at you Dua Lipa — telling a man she’s interested in she’s not like his old woman, she different and better. The thing about dance pop songs is how spare they are. You have to write tight because you can’t really say too much of substance because otherwise it takes away from people dancing.

Same Same
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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same same but different
that’s what I am
same same but different
you can’t tame me

all the others are the same
tell you what you want to hear
come here dear let me make it clear
one night with me and you’ll realize
i’m same same but different

after we’ve touch the moon
you won’t be able to talk

same same but different
my touch will leave you without a doubt
our love will make you want to shout
same same but different
same same but different

your old flames burned you bad
but I’m the best you’re ever going to have
our touch will seal the deal
I’ll rule your world
with my beauty and my grace

after we’ve touch the moon
you won’t be able to talk

same same but different
my touch will leave you without a doubt
our love will make you want to shout
same same but different
same same but different

[bridge]
why worry about the past
those others broke your heart
I’ll heal it from the start
different as can be that’s me

now don’t you stress
I’ll use my caress to ease your stress
you’re going to need your rest
the night is young
and I’m same same but different

after we’ve touch the moon
you won’t be able to talk

same same but different
my touch will leave you without a doubt
our love will make you want to shout
same same but different
same same but different
same same but different
same same but different

‘Cold Black Coffee’ — Lyrics To A Pop Song

These are just lyrics. I see them as a pretty standard pop rock song. But I like telling stories in verse.

Cold Black Coffee
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

one last cigarette touches my lips
tell myself to quit
pause a moment to reflect
take a sip of my coffee and wince
all I got to live for is your memory and
cold black coffee

it’s go no taste
that I can tell

but right now cold black coffee
it’s my only friend
cold black coffee I drink
as I dwell on the brink
cold black coffee
cold black coffee
cold black coffee

take another sip as I reflect
on all I regret
how I let you slip past my grasp
little left of our time but heart gone too far

cold black coffee leaves a mark on my table
just like the ache you left on my heart
don’t know where to start to ease the pain
this cold black coffee isn’t to blame

it’s go no taste
that I can tell

but right now cold black coffee
it’s my only friend
cold black coffee I drink
as I dwell on the brink
cold black coffee
cold black coffee
cold black coffee

[bridge]
I’ll warm the coffee up then
you’ll walk in my door
we’ll click cups like we once did
but then I realize it’s all in my head
again

what’s left to say
you leaving me is my fault
I’ll type a few words of little note
maybe write a love letter I’ll never send
but first I’ve got to finish my
cold black coffee
cold black coffee
cold black coffee

‘One Last Time’ — #Lyrics To A Ballad

Since you can do anything with words as a composer, these lyrics could go any different number of directions. But the general story is something based in reality — I was almost hit by a small van in the middle of the night. I just use that as the core of ballad about a man thinking about his life as the bus whizzes towards him and ultimately past him.

One Last Time
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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one last time
is it too much to ask
one last time
one last time
to get to kiss you back

can’t sleep so I take a walk
here a something headed towards straight me
all I can do is think of you
one last time

one last time
is it too much to ask
one last time
one last time
to get to kiss you back

why does it have to end this way
without you in my arms
your love won’t join me into the void
the smell of your perfume won’t be there
as life expires in a heart beat

one last time
is it too much to ask
one last time
one last time
to get to kiss you back

[bridge]
maybe it’s all a dream
I’m about to wake
there’s nothing at stake
just a little mistake

I feel luck rush past my sin
could it be I’ll get another chance
one last time to make things right
one last time
one last time
one last time

‘Red Hots’ — #Lyrics To A Pop Rock Song

These lyrics are about depression. In my imagination, they would be set to a BritPop kind of beat, like one you might hear from Blur. But, again, what do I know. No one listens to me and I have no idea what I’m doing because I don’t know anything about music.

Red Hots
lyrics by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
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darkness all around
people tell you to turn
turn that frown upside down
takes more muscles to be sad
than to smile

can’t get too excited
that’s not allowed
might find myself in a strange new bed
what’s their name search my head
thanks again my dark, dark, friend

the red hots are to blame
give me the world then take it all away

red hots love me so
they refuse to go
red hots are here to stay
red hots
red hots
red hots

when they come for me
you know they will
I’ll be throwing thing over the wall
wish I was a butterfly as I smoke my cig

don’t you fret my love
they’ll get you get
we’re all to blame they say
red hots have got a lot

the red hots are to blame
give me the world then take it all away

red hots love me so
they refuse to go
red hots are here to stay
red hots
red hots
red hots

[bridge]
don’t get me started
about what comes next
I’ll pour myself a drink
slink into the darkness again

why do you care
I’m not really there
just a figment of a dare
the red hots have my name
the red hots make me a star

the red hots are to blame
give me the world then take it all away

red hots love me so
they refuse to go
red hots are here to stay
red hots
red hots
red hots