Just Call Me The Fucking ‘MAGA Republican Whisperer’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m over trying to be empathetic to MAGA Republicans. They’re fucking racist, misogynistic fascists who are willing to risk a civil war in their efforts to protect and promote a malignant dingus.

And, yet, there are issues, on the edges of all of this, where I find myself at least understanding what’s going on in the otherwise bad faith, addled minds of fucking fascist MAGA Republicans.

The first one is how dumb so-called Resistance Twitter is when it comes to the issue of “the border” in the minds of MAGA. For MAGA there is not “the border” there is only The Border. Hence, when the MAGA governor or Senator of a state that doesn’t reside next to Mexico talks about “the border” they’re not talking about they’re state border, they’re talking about The Border.

And this goes along with the very idiotic statements that similar MAGA dipshits give about all the things being “seized” at The Border. They don’t care that they’re misusing the word “seized” in an effort to own the libs, the point in their minds is There Is A Crisis At The Border. That crisis leads them to do dick moves like sending undocumented immigrants to D.C. and potentially impeaching Biden for not properly addressing said crisis.

Then there is the issue of “pronouns.”

I just don’t think my center-Left echo chamber properly understands how much hatred there is within the Traditionalist community about this issue. In the minds of MAGA Republicans, all the otherwise idiotic statements about “there are no pronouns in the Bible” make sense. These statements on the part of MAGA Republican “thought leaders” are obviously in bad faith but the idea they’re trying to get across to the base really, really resonates.

The point is — that’s all I got. Those are the minor quibbles I have with the general media narrative that is now constructed about MAGA Republicans. Excuse me while I go back to fucking hating the MAGA Republican movement with a white hot hatred equal to the center of the sun.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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