Yet More Worrying About Literary Agent Due Diligence

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

What am I going to do about my status as a fucking drunk crank. Ugh. I just refuse to change who I am. Take me or leave me. I get my freaky weirdo writing on this blog and on social media in general could be a…lability. But it’s not like I ever do what I’m supposed to do.

It’s too late. Fuck it.

I’m going to be sex-positive and write about a “sex worker who solves a murder mystery” and see what happens. That’s just my nature. I always do whatever the fuck I want to (within reason.)

It definitely will be interesting to see literary agents in my Webstats a year from now when I begin to query. I just can’t help who I am. If I was 30 years younger then, lulz, maybe I would do what was necessary to make myself more palatable to “normal” literary agents with money and careers.

But…lulz.

I’m different. Always have been. But I can tell a good to great story. And that should be all that matters.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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