Risk Another lyrics by Shelt Garner @sheltgarner Please give credit if you produce or perform
lovers come and go but your departure came as a blow what am I to do to right my ship of state I can’t even get out of bed to go on a date
I had a lover I don’t think I’d risk another I’d risk another I’d risk another
our love was sublime inspired me to great heights now I struggle to put words together that rhyme but I have to push forward keep the faith because tomorrow is another date
I had a lover I don’t think I’d risk another I’d risk another I’d risk another
(bridge) my love for you is enternal the grief I feel now that you’re gone is eternal, too but one day I’ll recover I swear and maybe make a baby
I had a lover I don’t think I’d risk another I’d risk another I’d risk another
Where You Loved Me lyrics by Shelt Garner @sheltgarner Please give credit if you produce or perform
where you loved me where you loved me where you loved me
our love was better than most we were the toast of the town just you and your old man the clown my hands might have been rough but for you they were smooth enough
where you loved me will never stop existing in my heart where you loved me is all around me even though we grew apart where you loved me where you loved me where you loved me
now our home is just a house the place where you loved me doesn’t exist I’m afraid it’s just a shack without a soul if I may be so bold
(bridge) where you loved me never ever existed that it was all a lie but that doesn’t stop me having another drink with a sigh
where you loved me will never stop existing in my heart where you loved me is all around me even though we grew apart where you loved me where you loved me where you loved me
At the moment, I’m kind of living my life in oblivion. I could walk off the face of the earth right now and it would take a few days for anyone to notice what had happened — this is actually quite literal at the moment. Anyway, because of this, it’s the little things that make me sit up and take notice.
And one of those little things is a serious uptick in people interested in my brief post about the connection between Anna Marie Tendler and Kacey Musgraves. And by connection, I mean Olivia Munn. I really like all the women involved in this clusterfuck and I struggle to understand exactly what happened.
But what I do know is Kacey Musgraves’ latest album, “star-crossed” is about her divorce to Ruston Kelly who was banging Olivia Munn at just about the same time Musgraves’ heart wrenching album was being produced. So, there is a direct link between the two women — Olivia Munn.
The thing about Munn is — I have no idea how much of a homewrecker she is and how much of an opportunist she is. Did John Mulaney cheat with Munn while he was with Tendler, or was it more everything was falling apart by that point and Munn was nothing more than an opportunist?
That’s something that’s something that has yet to be determined.
Anyway, the rest why I’m getting an uptick in traffic — I think — is Musgraves commented on Tendler’s latest Instagram post and people are searching the Internet curious about why this happened.
I’m just letting off some steam when it comes to this. I need to buy a guitar and actually try to see if I can write lyrics that might, in some way actually be preformed. But I want to buy a nice Nikon camera instead, so, this is just me screwing around. It’s a quick creative fix.
Rooms in the First House lyrics by Shelt Garner @sheltgarner please give credit if you produce or perform
this home was once my heart now I just don’t know where to start I dart from room to room the rooms in the first house the rooms in the first house the rooms in the first house
I feel lost and cast about in these rooms thinking of how we used to laugh and how all I can do now is cry at all the lies I was told they’re a sight to behold
the rooms in the first house bloom with my tears now when will it all end I cry is there nothing left to say but I have to live with my grief in the in the rooms in the first house rooms in the first house rooms in the first house
(bridge) give me a second to clear my thoughts the second time is the charm or maybe the third will you come back to play pretend I just don’t know will this grief fade maybe if I get laid
but for now I reside in the rooms in the first house rooms in the first house rooms in the first house
Some people tweet interesting Zillow finds, I write lyrics to songs that will never be performed. Something about the quick creative hit of writing a poem meant to be sung is very relaxing. Anyway, this one comes from me wondering how Anna Marie Tendler could possibly be in the snow in L.A. Of course, duh, she wasn’t — the picture is set to be DISPLAYED in L.A. Anyway, this one turned out well.
Girl In The L.A. Snow lyrics by Shelt Garner @sheltgarner Please give credit if you produce or perform
sliding in the snow she struggles with what she sees snow in L.A. doesn’t come easy and neither does she but here it is all around her snow in L.A. snow in L.A. snow in L.A.
she’s wearing red thinking of the men who want to get her in bed the snow is cold in her hands but she feels so warn between her legs the heat of the moment being just a girl in the snow is making her hot don’t you know
staring into the whiteness of scene this is just her world but she can see, see, see no barns to fear or painted red she’s the artist of her own life ’cause she’s just a girl in the snow in L.A. the snow in L.A. the snow in L.A.
(bridge) she feels the summer in her soul her heart is the sun it’s on a roll the darkness of grief will flee just give her some time to meet it head to head so she doesn’t think of him giving head
she’s just a girl in the snow in L.A. the snow in L.A. the snow in L.A. the snow in L.A.
The dark, personal art that Anna Marie Tendler is generating from her obvious agony over her break up with John Mulaney is devastating. It’s jarring it’s so good. The only time I did anything similar — to date — is the various creative things I started generating after Annie Shapiro brought back ROKon Magazine without me in late summer 2007.
What happened, when, with these two?
But, let me be clear, there was a LOT going on with me at this particular time. Something about the initial collapse of ROKon Magazine did a serious number on me mentally and emotionally to the point where I was non-functioning. All I did was go to work and listen to Radiohead all day. So, given how great her version of the magazine was, it was kind of like I left the keys in an idling car and she just had the spunk to do something with it while I was on the side of the road staring out into space.
One thing I will note is — I would like a tick-tok on the specific events (from a neutral observer ) as to when Munn started dating Mulaney. Usually, when someone goes through a break up, you at least wait a little bit before you swing through for a booty call. But, from what I can tell, Munn was on Mulaney’s doorstep with flowers and that tight ass of hers the moment she knew he was separated.
Anyway, the point is — while I’m still very empathetic to Mulaney’s situation, given how Olivia Munn kind of swooped in as soon as possible — the whole thing is just icky. Though, unlike some very opinionated people on Tik-Tok, I think he did the right thing by going on Late Night to talk about what happened. It was better to slice that particular boil ASAP, rather than have the mystery linger in the public’s mind.
I hope someone is keeping a close eye on Ms. Tendler. Severe grief is almost like a drug in its own way. It definitely changes your self-perception, no matter what. But she’s tough, I’m sure she can bounce back a lot quicker than me. It’s been over 10 years and I’m still rattled by the failure of ROKon Magazine.
I feel so bad for Ms. Tendler. Because of what happened between me and the late Annie Shapiro in Seoul, I can, in my mind and heart, kind of square the circle of what is going on between she and her ex-husband and his new baby mama. I can see in my mind, in three dimensions what’s going on in this tragedy. Anyway, I’m very inspired by her devastating photography and, hence, here are some lyrics. I don’t know anything about music. From my point of view, this is just a quick hit of creativity that elevates my serotonin. I would also like to note that Prince is an amazing lyricists. I used Nothing Compares 2 U as a guide as to how to write these lyrics and it was TOUGH!
Dinner In March lyrics by Shelt Garner @sheltgarner Please give credit if you produce or perform
hang my head in shame wondering if I’m being way too lame dinner is set time marches on like a drumb it’s just me now I’m afraid for this dinner in march
I eat my dinner alone now at any time of day I can start it at noon and zoom right through or day drink myself into a state of disgrace
while the wine flows I whine to myself about what could have been was I good enough (for you) was I too good (for you) how could I have changed it all for the better, for the better
(bridge) april will come you’ll be by my side or not I’m going to have to let it slide while I eat my dinner in march alone
dinner in march dinner in march dinner in march dinner in march dinner in march
While I would be all “you go girl” snap snap snap if she did, I’m beginning to think the blind item suggesting Anna Marie Tendler revenge fucked Timothée Chalamet is a combination of fan service and media mind fuck.
The reason why I think is, it just seems a little bit too on the nose for this tale of star crossed lovers. It seems like just the thing for Tendler Stans to get all worked up about on Tik-Tok. It’s a revenge fantasy for girls like this:
Or not. Maybe I’m wrong.
But I also went through — in a very, very small fashion — a similar high profile breakup (with Annie Shapiro in Seoul) and we were very very vicious to each other within the expat community. It’s easy to imagine her allies planting such a blind item knowing that John Mulaney would see it and it would tear him up.
Again, I’m probably wrong.
The only reason why I keep writing about this is the United States is careening towards a potential autocracy or civil war and, lulz, this is a teeny-tiny bit less weighty than that clusterfuck.
When she’s not posting devastating post-break up images to Instagram, is it possible that Anna Marie Tendler has time to bang every wine aunt’s wet dream Timothee Chalamet?
I find this suggestion very dubious. But, maybe? Stranger things have happened, I guess. And either the sex was great or it was VERY BAD. There’s no way someone could be going through as break up as horrific as Ms. Tendler’s without one of those two results being the endgame.
It’s not like it would have been just revenge sex. It would either have been Oh My God, What Have I Done Sex, or Revenge Sex. No in between. Anyway, it’s all very curious. This whole thing continues to get more and more messy.
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