Tag: liberal white women

It’s Going To Be Tough Querying

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The key issue when it comes to querying this particular novel is I see it as an opportunity to get the lay of the land. I just want to understand better how exactly to query so the next novel I try to query might get a little bit closer to the goal of being successfully bought.

As it stands, the querying process seems rather overwhelming. I just need to get into the right mindset to do it. I need better understand things. As it stands right now, I really have only a limited understanding of what goes into querying.

And, really, if I was all that eager to get the novel into the hands of actual human beings I would self-publish. But I know that would be a failure because I can’t sell for shit and that’s just not my vision for my work.

I would rather not publish the novel at all than self-publish. To me, self-publishing is kind of a cop-out. I understand why people do it, of course, but it’s just not my vision for my works.

Anyway, I’m going to keep reading about querying today and hopefully be a lot more productive than I have been for some time now.

Existential Angst & Daydreaming

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Meh. I don’t want to do anything today. And, yet, I can’t just keep this up forever. I have to sit down and both read up on querying and start development on a new novel.

I really have to accept that while I may not make a fool out of myself with the novel I’ve finished, I have to understand what it is. It’s just the pathfinder for another attempt with a better novel to query — probably in about a year.

I still like the novel I’ve finished, even if it apparently sucks. It think it’s a nice, easy and accessible read. What it obviously needs is an editor. But I just can’t afford that right now, so I have to take a swing at querying with what I have.

I continue to feel a little uneasy about what the liberal white women who make up up the majority of literary agents will think of me — especially once they read this blog as part of due diligence. They’re probably going to think I’m nuts.

Anyway. It’s kind of too late now. I have to accept that a third party is probably going to see me as a fucking weirdo. But, as the late Annie Shapiro once quipped about me, I’m a “delusional jerk with a good heart.”

And if that’s the worst someone who knows me can say about me, then I think that’s ok.

July 8: Buckle Down

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I got some preliminary feedback from one of the readers of my novel and it left me excited because it wasn’t just “it sucked.” And the idea that someone would actually finish a novel I’ve written has also gotten me a little excited.

So, today, I hope to sit down and read up on how to query. I think that’s what I need to do so I can focus on getting my head in the right mindspace to do such a thing.

I am under no illusions — I am well aware as to how unlikely it is that I will successfully query this novel. And, yet, that’s not really the point. The point is to see how far I can get with the process so I can get even farther the next go round.

But I am also well aware that I’m not getting any younger. Even if I stick the landing with this novel and it is sold, I could be closer to 60 by the time it hits bookshelves.

Anyway, I guess I’m still looking for beta readers. I still have some slack in my chronology of events before I query.

July 6th: No More Navel Gazing

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Today, I’m determined to be productive in some way. I’ve been daydreaming for way, way too long. I’m going to start to move towards querying and I’m going to read / watch TV some and I’m going to, most of all, write, write, write.

All of this come in the context of me knowing my life is probably going to change a pretty dramatic fashion one way or another pretty soon. Elements of Trump’s fucking “Big Beautiful Bill” are directly targeted at me, it seems.

So, as such, I’m going to buckle down and actually get some work done, especially when it comes to querying. My dream is, of course, that I successfully query this novel, it’s a success and I can fucking leave America forever or at least until MAGA is no more (which is essentially forever.)

But that’s very much daydreaming. Even if I got an agent and sold this novel, it would be like winning the lottery just to get that far. But I need some reason, any reason, to find some motivation to do something constructive and productive.

I can’t just daydream for the rest of my life. There is going to come a time when this rather idyllic situation I find myself in will end and I’m going to look back and realize I didn’t use my time as wisely as I should have.

I continue to worry about being “canceled” should I ever have any success. I’m not perfect and I’ve done my fair share of things that might be interpreted poorly under the right circumstances. But as I keep saying, I’d rather love and lose because of the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune than not do anything.

July 2nd: Tangled Up In Indecision

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Now that I’m officially beginning the process of querying, I’m at a loss as to what exactly to do. I think what I’m going to do is keep reading about the querying process for a little bit with an eye to beginning the process of looking up actual agents who might be interested in me.

A “comp” to my novel.

I’m not exactly going the traditional route with this querying because I can’t afford an editor and I can’t afford to pay beta readers. But two beta readers I gave the novel to did give me positive feed back — and they actually finished it! — so that’s enough for oblivious, clueless me to plunge forward.

And, really, that’s always been the point of all of this — I just want to see how far I can get before it’s obvious that even though I did a good job, I’m just not going to get this novel published traditionally.

I do think this novel is good enough to publish traditionally. And I will admit that for structural development issues, I did lean into AI. But when it came to the actual writing I put in so much hard work that I’m going to pop a gasket if people just roll their eyes and dismiss everything I wrote as “AI slop.”

It’s not. I swear.

Anyway, I’m really struggling about what to do next as part of my quest to query traditionally. I think I need to read more about querying. I think. But also I need to maybe read some of the comps that Sonnet 5 helped me discover. Most of all, I have to realize that the clock is ticking for more than one reason.

I’m getting older, my life is probably going to…change…soon…and if I screw around I won’t be able to begin to query around Sept 1st as I hope to.

As an aside, my “friend” from Cuba is back and they still want to leave a comment, and yet don’t. If you really want to yell at me for some reason, you can track down my email address, you know. Or ping me on Twitter.

It Makes You Wonder

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Looking at my Webstats I noticed that someone searched for this blog then made a direct beeline to my post about beginning to query. They were coming from Cuba of all places.

More than one thing about all of this I find curious. How did they learn about my blog? Are they on vacation in Cuba? Why were they interested in that specific blog post? Why did they try to comment then decide not to? (They were probably going to write something nasty, but oh well.)

Anyway.

I continue to hope I can get some work done not only on querying, but the new novel I’m working on. And maybe do some reading and watching a movie or TV show as well.

Only time will tell, though. But I fear I have a little bit of a ticking clock. Not only am I not getting any younger, but very soon, my life is going to change in a rather dramatic fashion, I suspect.

July 1st: Finally Beginning The Process of Querying

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

After several weeks of staring out into space, not doing anything, I’m finally, finally beginning the process of querying User Error. I’m giving myself essentially two months to prepare before I start sending out my query letters.

Now, obviously, what is going to happen is the literary agents I query — if are interested in me — are going to do due diligence on me and discover this blog, then God only knows what will happen then.

I fear a lot of them will run screaming into the night at how kooky and weird I am.

But, who knows. I am prone to overthinking such things.

One thing I’m afraid of is I will really struggle to continue work on my next novel because I’ll be so focused on querying. But who knows.

Another thing I have to watch out for is leaning too much on AI to do querying stuff. It really helps in some respects — like finding comps — but in other ways I really need to be careful not to replace my own writing with AI slop.

Literary agents are going to notice that kind of thing.

I Have Got To Get Back Into The Swing Of Things, Creatively

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have drifted for way too long. Time to get some figurative smelling salts and get back to business. I need to read Annie Bot and my books on querying. I need to buy two other books that are my “comp” books for my novel I’m querying right now and I need to throw myself back into very beginning of querying.

My goal is to start all of this before July 4th weekend. That’s the goal, that’s the dream.

I just refuse to keep drifting forever. One of the reasons why I’ve had such trouble getting out of this mental state is my age. I’m old(er) and I just want to drift until the end of my life because I know that I could be nearly 60 before I’m a published author, no matter what.

Anyway. I can’t think like that, right? I need to buckle up and get back to work. I still think something really dramatic is going to happen soon and throw everything out of whack.

What that is, I don’t know.

Now Getting Into The Nitty-Gritty Of Preparing To Query

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

If Hollywood is any indication, we’re zooming towards a situation where someone writes a screenplay that steals a creative march on me. That, or I sell this novel and it hits the zeitgeist in just the right way and is a big success.

I keep seeing promos for movies that keep edging closer and closer to the premise of my novel and it’s making me a little nervous.

And, yet, I just have to accept that it’s really possible that my fear is going to come true and everyone will just roll their eyes and say, my novel is “just like that popular movie” even though I wrote my novel first.

That just comes with the territory of being a creative person.

And I do have a new novel idea — a comedy — that I may use to shoehorn myself back into writing on a regular basis. I’ve had some real trouble getting back into the writing groove since my novel is done. It’s kind of like creative post-partum depression.

But my need to create is slowly roaring back. So, as such, I suppose I will get back to writing pretty quick.

I’m Really Nervous About Literary Agents Doing ‘Due Diligence’ On Me Going Forward

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Oh boy. I’m something of a kook and it’s going to be…interesting…to see literary agents poke around this blog when they do due diligence on me once I start to query. I just can’t help who I am. I’m a little bit bonkers and I just am not prepared at the moment to do what it necessary to properly hide how kooky I am.

So, come what may, here I am, accept me for who I am or not.

It will be interesting to see what happens. It really will be.

If I was younger, I think literary agents — who are mostly liberal white women as best I can tell — would probably be cool with my kookiness because I would be young and edgy.

But…as a middle aged man, I worry that literary agents simply will not be able to accept what a kook I am.