by Shelt Garner
I’m not perfect. I don’t claim to be. But, as they say, “If you ain’t got haters, you ain’t poppin.” My default assumptions when it comes to anyone reading this blog is they’re people either looking to “steal” my novel’s concept, they think I’m both “delusional and stupid” or they think I’m an Internet crank who should “maybe try to write a short story.”
And we haven’t even gotten to the MAGA Neo-Confederates I assume read this blog because they get to stroke one out to my dark fears for the Republic.
Anyway, if you’re actually here because you’re a normal person interested in my life, then welcome.
If you’re not, then, well, fuck you.