Playboy, Call Britney Spears Already

by Shelt Garner

I really feel for Britney Spears. She’s obviously got continuing mental problems and she needs our compassion. She’s pregnant now and I wish her the best. But there is one thing going on that needs to be addressed — Britney Spears apparently desperately wants to be in a nude spread somewhere.

She keeps posting near-nude images of herself on Instagram.

Playboy, call this woman.

I’m old enough to remember how there was, at one point, a time in Playboy’s existence when it was the go-to publication for older women to get naked pictures of them taken.

Obviously Playboy has lost its cultural relevance, but for the sake of Britney Spears sanity, maybe they should reach out to her and give her the venue she craves for a nude spread.

Anyway. Go girl. I will note, in closing that I wish Spears would switch up her image some. Go brunette. Change her make up some. She’s a beautiful woman, but she seems to be clinging to her teenage dream image long after that isn’t relevant.

I say that not as a sexist, but as a novice image consultant. Other pop stars change their public persona at an alarming rate, Spears hasn’t gone through any similar transformation in the entity of her 20 year career.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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