I’m Worried About Cara Delevingne

by Shelt Garner

What the fuck, Cara Delevingne? Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, Delevingne was all the fuck over Megan Thee Stallion. It was all very weird and creepy and it made me think of another freaky Hollywood weirdo — Andy Dick.

Delevingne’s public behavior last night seemed very much like something Dick would do. I have no skin in this game — I just don’t care — but I am, in general, worried for Delevingne.

My fear is, of course, is we’re going to all collectively ignore her weird behavior until Something Bad happens. What that Something Bad might be, I have no idea. But we need to all need to acknowledge that Delevingne must be going through some things at the moment, given how fucking weird she’s acting.

And I say all of this as a life-long member of the freaky weirdo community.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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