Well, Stephen Colbert Did Not Say *No* When Asked If He Would Run For President

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

When asked recently by Seth Myers on his TV show, Stephen Colbert said he would need to “talk to his faith leader and his wife” about running for office. He definitely did not say *no.*

Now, the hilarious element to any talk about Colbert running for any sort of office is, of course, that he would be definition be a Blue Donald Trump. They say if you live long enough, you turn into the thing you hate and so, lulz. That’s exactly what would happen if Colbert if he ran for POTUS.

Not that Colbert would not do a good-to-great job as POTUS. He would be great and I definitely would vote for him. In fact, I would go so far as to suggest that Colbert might even be an American Volodymyr Zelenskyy if he ran and became POTUS.

And….yet…Trump has such damage to the American political system and government and the rot, the innate structural problems that caused Trump in the first place aren’t going anywhere so….Colbert would only be able to do so much good under the best of times.

As it stands, we probably have a good 20 to 40 more years of MAGA dominance to suffer through, unless something — the Singularity? — happens that really puts a new spin on things in ways that no one, least of all me, can expect.

Anyway, I hope does Colbert does run for POTUS. That would be pretty cool.

Tonight Is It


by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner


If we can make it through tonight without significant political violence, then I’m going to feel a whole lot better. Tonight would be it if it’s going to happen — independent of Trump potentially inciting violence on Twitter — because it would be the moment in which anti-Trump forces would be celebrating the most and, as such, piss MAGA people off the most.

But it’s possible that I will, thankfully, be wrong again. It’s possible that MAGA is all talk and no action and we will have a peaceful next few months while we wait for Biden to be sworn in.

I, for one, am throwing myself back into the novel.