‘Every Problem’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock #ballad

Every Problem
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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life can be so difficult it seems
don’t know which way to go
but feeing down just makes me
feel like a sad, sad clown
we all need to find some glee
when we fix
the issues we face

I wake up every morning
wondering how it’s all going to end
will I be a hero or a zero
when they close my coffin
and I see one the sun one last time

young people think they’ve got it all
got it all figured out
(don’t they)
but I know the truth
and she won’t tell me no lies
when we are faced with with pain
the trick is to stay sane
the trick is to say sane

(bridge)
I’ve not solved all my problems it’s true
give me a little bit more time
and you’ll see that
what I believe is right

so let drink some more whiskey
and have yet another toast
to the loves I’ve lost
knowing in my hear that
in the end

every problem is just a opportunity
in disguise
every problem is just a opportunity
in disguise
every problem is just a opportunity
in disguise
every problem is just a opportunity
in disguise

‘Wrong Tree’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock Novelty Song

Wrong Tree
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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walking down the street
see a lovely lady
next thing I know
she’s holding hands
with a gal
it was then I realized
that I was
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

what you do with your body
is cool with me
but what’s a boy to do
when he leers as a chyck
only to find out she’s
wading in the lady pond
the world these days
is so confusing
when you’re
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

(bridge)
things once were simple
boys were boys
and girls were girls
now we fend for ourselves
not knowing west from west
the twain no longer meet
so you’re left to beat your meat

the world these days
is so confusing
when you’re
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the
barking up the wrong tree

‘Sweetspot’ — #Lyrics To a Pop Rock Song

The more I look over this, it definitely seems like I’ve written a lesbian pop rock song. It’s comical how impossible it would be for any lyrics I come up with to become an actual song, given I don’t know anything about music. But, lulz, it is very relaxing to write a story in really quick in a short burst of creativity.

Sweetspot
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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looking at your sweetspot
lying in the wetspot
wondering how it came to be
that you give time to
someone such as me

(chorus)
checking my clock
wondering why I’m not
in your sweetspot
giving it all I got

lovers come and go
but with you I’m on a roll
even if I’m on the doll
the toll of my desire
only take the two us higher

(bridge)
dry as can be
when you’re far away from me
my lips are cracking
from all the smacking
longing for you by my side
so I can be in your sweetspot

(chorus)
checking my clock
wondering why I’m not
in your sweetspot
giving it all I got

‘What Is A Woman’ #Lyrics To An R&B Song

What Is A Woman
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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when push comes to shove
we all have a woman we love
who protects us from our fate
of wondering when to end the debate
she is there for us with care
when we scream too loud on a dare

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

she’s love personified
no matter what might occur
we have to believe she will
always be there for in thick and thin
ever when we wander into a life of sin
but for a woman in our life
would there be any delight

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

(bridge)
men come and go
wanting us to believe
they have it all together
but if they don’t have a woman
in their life
they’re all alone without delight

what is a woman
you may ask
what is a woman
what is a woman
what is a woman
you may ask

‘She’s Feeling Saucy’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock song

She’s Feeling Saucy
Lyrics by @sheltgarner
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she looks at you with thighs wide open
licking her lips
looking like she wants to take a dip
she’s undoing her bra
get ready to rumble ’cause

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

time to decide
if your a boy or a guy
are you ready to reach over
give her what she wants
she’s shooting you that glance
it’s not asksance

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

(bridge)
she’s no lady
got one thing on her mind
she wants to know if you measure up
to the yardstick she expects
from any man worth it’s dick

she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy
she’s feeling
saucy

‘I Drink Whiskey’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock #ballad

Here you go. I’m drunk enough that I find myself writing lyrics as a form of mental masturbation.

I Drink Whiskey
lyrics by @sheltgarner
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don’t know what to tell you
when the mood strikes me
it can be sublime
I don’t drink wine
nor whine if I drink beer
but in a pinch no matter what
I always drink whiskey

whiskey has a kick
that I feel in my gut
I drink whiskey it’s true
what else am I going to do
but drink whiskey, drink whiskey
drink whiskey

my mind is racing
thinking of you naked
maybe if you drink with me
we’ll have a tumble between the sheets
something we’ll both regret
who knows though
a baby may come of it

whiskey has a kick
that I feel in my gut
I drink whiskey it’s true
what else am I going to do
but drink whiskey, drink whiskey
drink whiskey

(bridge)
I try to stay sober
I really do no matter what
but when you leer at me
and say you’re feeling saucy
I know what will cause some audacity

whiskey has a kick
that I feel in my gut
I drink whiskey it’s true
what else am I going to do
but drink whiskey, drink whiskey
drink whiskey

‘A Constant Companion’ — #lyrics to a #pop #ballad

A Constant Companion
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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never can forget you
even if I wanted to
you are always by my side
and within me
people may come and go
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

you fade but never leave
make me think I can do as I please
but you come roaring back
leave me flat on my back
from the pain left by desire
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

(bridge)
all alone I moan
you’re gone I’m sure
leaving me when my heartache
then you return telling me
it was all a fake

the doctors just say its in my head
something to live with
to experience in the end
no matter how much chagrin
but you’re my
constant companion
constant companion
constant companion

a constant companion
a constant companion
a constant companion
a constant companion

‘Listen to Me’ – Lyrics to a Pop Rock Song

Forgive me, for I am drunk.

Listen to Me
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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listen to me
listen to me
listen to me

I open my mouth to shout
nothing happens no sound
comes out aloud
what am I going to do or say
that makes you listen to me
listen to me, listen to me

listen to me
I scream
listen to me
I scream
listen to me
I scream

don’t know what happens next
people are getting up in my face
telling me that they want my disgrace
but I know in the end
I’m going to see them grin
when I reach my potential
and achieve my exponential

listen to me
I scream
listen to me
I scream
listen to me
I scream

(bridge)
everyone listens
but doesn’t say a word
I don’t know what’s happening
but it’s absurd
just let me close my mouth
and give out a shout

listen to me
I scream
listen to me
I scream
listen to me
I scream

‘Delight’ — #lyrics to a #pop #rock #ballad

Delight
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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you’ve got potential
she said
leaving wondering what she meant
but it’s not for me to know
she’s gone now and so it goes
I’m looking over my life and wondering
how it got the way it is

take another drink of my whiskey
knowing it’s not my last
my whiskey is my friend
among the last to believe in me

take another sip of delight
it might all end in fright

take another sip of delight
it might all end in fright

I’m not saying I’m perfect
women come and go
tell me not what they want
or kiss me goodbye in the morning
not letting me have another date

take another sip of delight
it might all end in fright

take another sip of delight
it might all end in fright

(bridge)
but I’ve got my booze
always will
it keeps me warm at night
when I have to hold my own hand
but I have memories of the truth
that’s all gone and so it goes

take another sip of delight
it might all end in fright

take another sip of delight
it might all end in fright

‘Yesterday’s A Hard Word For Me’ — Lyrics To A Pop Rock Ballad



Yesterday’s A Hard Word For Me
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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I dwell in the past
wondering what might have been
look at myself in the mirror
and I realize no matter what
that yesterday’s a hard word for me to say

yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me

it used to be easy to say
in fact, the past made my day
but now with time it’s all too sublime
am I suppose to say yesterday and think of you
all I can say is that makes me feel blue
yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me

people come and go from my life
it’s sad but true
the past is the past the present is almost gone
after living for the moment the past has come back
asking me for its due
but I just can’t say the word

yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me

(bridge)
the modern world is tough
keeps me roughing through the woods
in the buff
but one day I know
I’ll be able to speek the truth
about what happened once long ago

yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me
yesterday’s a hard word for me