I Fucking Hate Guns

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I really, really fucking hate guns. I’m a man of peace. A man of ideas. I hate conflict of any sort. I despise violence. And the idea that anyone would actually want to *own* a gun for any reason…boggles my mind.

I just sometimes shoot off at the mouth because I’m aghast at how everyone seems to be lulzing the return of Tyrant Trump. So, if you’re with the government and you’re reading this — I SWEAR YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I’m a kook, yes, but I’m a very peaceful kook who just wants to finish my first novel.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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