by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
Ok, I’m in a writing mood at the moment and so here’s what the fucking MAGA New Right cocksuckers want — a scenario whereby we have some sort of “MAGA New Right Revolution” sooner rather than later.
First, we need to know what the conditions of the scenario will be. The fucking Bannonites want a “revolution” instead of a “civil war,” so to run the scenario we would have fit the definition of a “revolution.” In my view, a revolution tends to be spontaneous and the decision of a lot of individuals all at once. It’s not a government thing — that would be a civil war.
But the Bannonites want a revolution, so let’s give them one in a scenario. They want it RIGHT NOW, too. They keep searching for “2021 revolution,” not “2024 revolution.” So, by “right now,” let’s say the end of the year.
I’m assuming that the MAGA New Right cocksuckers believe that since everyone THEY know wants to stop fucking their gun long enough to murder dem one of dem dar libtards, that everyone else in the country feels the same way, too. How do we get an actual “revolution” to take place before, say, the end of the year?
Well, a lot — and I mean — A LOT — would have to go wrong.
But one major data point might be the debt celling not being raised. That would be a gut punch to the US economy, which would be a pretty big step towards establishing the conditions for a “revolution.” Yet, still, I struggle the idea that good old boys would risk it all by taking up arms against the U.S. Government en mass to do an actual “revolution.”
I mean, fuck, the MAGA New Right cocksuckers who actually did something about how much they hate liberals — the January 6th Insurrectionists — have all turned out not to be hardened revolutionaries, but crybaby snowflakes who whine about having “anxiety.”
But, let’s press on. Let’s say we have something akin to an economic freefall in the United States starting in mid-October. The places I could maybe see something akin to a populist “revolution” happening would the more rural parts of Oregon and Idaho. Those guys already fuck their guns with their small dicks as it is — they’re chomping at the bit to take up arms.
So, I think maybe something that might be marketed as a “revolution” might start in the states of Oregon, Idaho and Montana. This is where I struggle. If really was a “revolution” you would, essentially, have new revolutionary governments spring up on a local basis that were popular enough that the Federal government couldn’t doing anything about them.
The hope of the MAGA New Right revolutionaries would be, I guess, that similar populist revolts would sweep through the country and Trump would start wearing a beret and Trumplandia would be established.
I guess, in the end, something I just can’t predict would have to happen in the near term for a MAGA New Right “revolution” to happen. Until then, we wait until the Fourth Turning of January 2025 to find out which direction we go.
