‘Sexual Anarchy’ — #Lyrics To A #Pop #Song

This uses the beat to Republica’s “Ready To Go.” But a good producer could probably get rid of that echo. This one is pretty good.

Sexual Anarchy
lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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sexual anarchy

sexual anarchy

mass chaos all around
what can I say
not going to fret
this is my shit
when there are no rules
I’m ready for you to

go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
be ready to party all night long
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy

people want to give me grief
tell me I’m too slow on my feet
but I know the truth
I’m going to give everyone the slip
when it’s just you and me enjoying
sexual anarchy

I’m ready for you to

go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
be ready to party all night long
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy

(bridge)
you want to keep things calm
don’t want to rock the boat
but you’re wrong on this one
we’re all ready for a little

sexual anarchy

I’m ready for you to

go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
be ready to party all night long
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy

go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
go where there are no rules
sexual anarchy
be ready to party all night long
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy
sexual anarchy

‘Chester Drawers’ –#HipHop #Lyrics

This is an homage to the great Ye song “No Church In The Wild,” which I recently realized is a garbled version of the expression, “No church in awhile.” I recently garbled “chest of drawers” into “chester drawers” and thought this might an interesting homage to Ye.

Chester Drawers
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no one would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no on would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

put my secrets
where they can’t be found
tight as can be inside
inside the chester drawers
inside my mind

living my life
trying not to be too deep
but I got secrets in my soul
you’d never guess

no matter hard you try
keep your hands to yourself
let me address
my fears about the feats
I accomplish with my heat

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no one would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

chester drawers in my mind
are the pockets of my soul
no on would be so bold
as to pull my thoughts out

‘Everything Is So Dumb’ — #Lyrics To A #HipHop Song

I see this as something that a good to great producer could do a lot with to turn into a hip-hop song. That’s my dream, at least.

Everything Is So Dumb
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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I turn on my TV and see
yet more stupidity
everything is so dumb
it’s clear as can be
we’re slouching towards our fate
of everyone being so dumb

why is everything
everything so dumb
why is everything
why is everything
everything so dumb

I don’t have any control
can tell you how to fix the issue
but here I am singing you this song
’cause everyhting is so wrong
’cause everything is so fucking dumb

everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb

(bridge)
I try to do my part
try to be smart
but what can I say
when Western civilization is
falling part in front of my eyes
with people with heads between
between their thighs

I don’t have any control
can tell you how to fix the issue
but here I am singing you this song
’cause everyhting is so wrong
’cause everything is so fucking dumb

everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb
everything is so dumb

‘Show Us What You Got’ — #Lyrics To An R & B #Pop Song

Show Us What You Got
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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see you cross the dance floor
like what I see wondering what you got
why not shoot your shot
show the club how you’re hot
show us what you got
show us what you got
show us what you got

too often a shawty
keeps it hidden making friends
you need to get freaky and show us
your moves on the dance floor
we won’t know what you got
unless you show us, show us, show us

show the club how you’re hot
show us what you got
let us shoot our shot
show us what you got
let us shoot our shot
show us what you got
let us shoot our shot
let us shoot our shot
’cause your showing us your stuff

(bridge)
you can keep it hidden
nothing will happen
and we’ll all be bored
but what if you get all rockin
’cause I know we’re going to lock it in

show the club how you’re hot
show us what you got
let us shoot our shot
show us what you got
let us shoot our shot
show us what you got
let us shoot our shot
let us shoot our shot
’cause your showing us your stuff

‘Your Girl Will Be Mine’ –#Lyrics to a #Pop Song

Just in the mood to write lyrics. Do what you like with these. Just fucking give me credit. Otherwise, have at it.

Your Girl Will Be Mine
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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don’t you worry there’s no hurry
but when you turn your back
you’re going to catch flack
I’m going to steal your girl
your girl will be mine
your girl will be mine
your girl will be mine

once I’ve got my eye on a lady
and I’m not trying to be shady
but she’s going to be mine
her arm within mine
well before you know she’s gone

your girl will be mine
’cause you got no spine
your girl will be mine
’cause you got no spine
just you wait and see
how quick it will be

(bridge)
you think she’s yours
think you can roar her to your side
demand she never leave
but I’m here to tell you you’re wrong
she’s going to slide away
into the hideaway that is my heart

your girl will be mine
’cause you got no spine
your girl will be mine
’cause you got no spine
just you wait and see
how quick it will be

‘Illegally Gorgeous’ –#Lyrics To A #Pop Song


This one is pretty good. Too bad because of dumb legal reasons no one will ever do anything with it. All I want is credit for the idea, I swear. You can do whatever the fuck you want with it, otherwise. But I like this concept, though. It’s pretty good. The beat is from Roar by Katy Perry because I don’t have any beats of my own. A good producer could probably figure out a way to remove that IP echo.

Illegally Gorgeous
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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just took at you is to break the law
you’re face is a crime unto itself
I’m going to get locked up when we lock eyes
because you’re illegally gorgeous

don’t put the cuffs on me yet
’cause I’ll escape just yet
illegally gorgeous is your thing
of your beauty I have to sing
illegally gorgeous
illegally gorgeous
illegally gorgeous

you get arrested with just your strut
even when you’re not wiggling that butt
you’re going to attract a crowd it’s true
’cause of the felony that is your bod
hope you won’t call me a sod to point it out
you’re illegally gorgeous

don’t put the cuffs on me yet
’cause I’ll escape just yet
illegally gorgous is your thing
of your beauty I have to sing
illegally gorgeous
illegally gorgeous
illegally gorgeous

(bridge)
some people wanna keep it safe
draw within the lines
but I’d rather be in your prison
than free to roam alone
knowing you’re on someone else’s arm

don’t put the cuffs on me yet
’cause I’ll escape just yet
illegally gorgeous is your thing
of your beauty I have to sing
illegally gorgeous
illegally gorgeous
illegally gorgeous

‘Rally Round The Flag’ — #Lyrics To A #Country #Pop #Rock Song

I needed to get this off my chest. I fear for my nation because we’re not going to do as is suggested in these lyrics should Putin invade Ukraine.
Rally Round The Flag
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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we’re divided as can be
they tell me
New Yorkers hate folks from the South
and Southern’s hate the Red, White & Blue
but I look across the sea
and what I do see
an opportunity for us to
rally round the flag

rally round the flag folks
time to rally round the flag
rally round the flag folks
rally round the flag
rally round the flag I tell you
rally round the flag
rally round the flag

keep the world safe for de-moc-racy
no time to argue
no time to debate
just time to celebrate
the power of Old Glory
she’s kept us safe all this time
’cause when in a pinch we unite
into a group of powerful states
out of one, many

rally round the flag folks
time to rally round the flag
rally round the flag folks
rally round the flag
rally round the flag I tell you
rally round the flag
rally round the flag

(brige)
old Mr. Putin thinks we’re weak
trying to crush Ukraine as we speak
he and his bear thinks we’re going run
when we hear a roar in the woods
but that’s just crap ’cause we’re going to
rally round the flag

rally round the flag folks
time to rally round the flag
rally round the flag folks
rally round the flag
rally round the flag I tell you
rally round the flag
rally round the flag

‘My Old Bones’ — #Lyrics To A #Pop #Rock #Ballad

Just screwing around. No one cares.

My Old Bones
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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feeling cold as can be
but my age sets me free
at least eventually
I’m ready to warm things up
with you if give enough

my old bones
aren’t too cold
my old bones
ready to rock and roll
ready to rock and roll
my old bones
my old bones

the older I get
the colder I feel
maybe we can heat things up
with a little bit of flirting
where it all leads I’m at a loss
I’m ready to be there by your side
me and my old bones
my old bones
my old bones

(bridge)
when I was younger
I felt warm as can be
no need to huddle for warmth
hugging you was for love
to keep the cold of pain away
now I’m just old and alone

my old bones
aren’t too cold
my old bones
ready to rock and roll
ready to rock and roll
my old bones
my old bones

‘Red Line’ — #Lyrics To A #Pop #Rock #Ballad

Just screwing around. Need to let off some creative steam that doesn’t involve writing five novels all at once.
Red Line
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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when will I bump up
against that line in your mind
the one with all the mines
is it possible one day
that they will explode

when I cross your red line
when I cross your red line
when I cross your red line
red line
red line
red line

I know you well enough to know
that when it rains it blows
things aren’t as they seem
sometimes you’re just being mean
one day soon, you’ll hit my red line
it will all end rather sublime

(bridge)
I’m ready for peace
no more red lines between
you, you and me
lay down your arms
and I’ll lay down mine
maybe a hug is all we need
to set us free

when I cross your red line
when I cross your red line
when I cross your red line
red line
red line
red line

‘Save America’ — #lyrics to a #Pop #Rock song


Save America
Lyrics by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner
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everybody wants to point fingers
tell us how to save America
one way or another
but let me tell you
she doesn’t need saving
she’s ready to rock
like she did before

save America
hush your mouth
we don’t need your clout
to save Lady Lib-er-ty
she’s already all we need
we can live off her smile
not wallow in the mud
or worry about the blood

Save America
no need
Save America
don’t you fret
she’s already safe as can be
save America
save America
save America
is a dumb idea

(bridge)
some say we’re on
the edge of distruction
but I believe we’re ready to rock
like we did before
to save America is to ignore
what united us like in times of yore

Save America
no need
Save America
don’t you fret
she’s already safe as can be
save America
save America
save America
is a dumb idea