Something Weird Is Going On With The Late Show

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

As a long-time observer of Stephen Colbert, I know that when he is being brave he gets nervous and makes mistakes — this is what happened with the one time he was the comic at the White House Correspondence Dinner.

So, when he not only started acting weird the last few shows but also kept joking about being “canceled” I started to wonder — is he getting a lot of pressure from the brass to tone it down about Trump and he’s kind of telling them, “fuck you” with all this talk about being canceled?

I just don’t know. But I’m kind of on edge and won’t be too surprised if we wake up on morning to learn The Late Show has been canceled or Colbert has been fired for refusing to suck up to Trump.

All of this is happening in the context of SkyDance trying to buy Paramount, the owner of CBS….there is a LOT of money at stake, so it will be interesting to see what happens.

‘Bad Jeu-Jeu’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I feel…something off. I feel like something bad is going to happen soon. This happens occasionally and only now and again does something bad actually happen.

So, I’m not going to worry too much.

I have a hunch I know what the “bad thing” is — its politics related — and I think that’s putting me on edge.

But, we’ll see, I guess.

Well, That Was Curious

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Last night on The Late Show, something curious happened — out of the blue, Stephen Colbert told a joke that resulted in his show “being canceled.” Now, given how aggressive Colbert is towards the fucking Trumplandia fascists….it’s not beyond reason to fear such a thing might happen.

This, especially in the context of Paramount trying to get merge with SkyDance under the watchful eye of Trump.

So, I could totally see Colbert being canceled as part of quid-pro-quo to get the deal done.

It’s all very curious, regardless.

We Live In Screwy Times

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It definitely seems as though the other shoe will have to drop at some point on our autocracy — as it stands, we have an autocracy and yet still have a free media. I keep expecting there to be a late night comedy purge.

And, yet, for the time being, that hasn’t happened.

But form follows function. So it’s inevitable that the late night TV shows will be forced to bend a knee to Trump sooner or later. Or, if it’s not Trump it will be his equally fascist successor.

(I just don’t ever see us having another free-and-fair election in my lifetime.)

Anyway, when it happens, it may be pretty dramatic.

The Age of the AI Look-Alike: When Supermodels License Their Faces to Robots

Recently, a fascinating, slightly unsettling possibility crossed our path: the idea that in the very near future, supermodels – and perhaps other public figures – could make significant “passive income” by licensing their likenesses to companies building AI androids.

Think about it. We already see digital avatars, deepfakes, and AI-generated content featuring recognizable (or eerily realistic) faces. The technology to capture, replicate, and deploy a person’s visual identity is advancing at a dizzying pace. For someone whose career is built on their appearance, their face isn’t just part of who they are; it’s a valuable asset, a brand.

It’s not hard to imagine a future where a supermodel signs a lucrative deal, granting an AI robotics company the right to use her face – her exact bone structure, skin tone, features – on a line of service androids, companions, or even performers. Once the initial deal is struck and the digital model created, that model could potentially generate revenue through royalties every time an android bearing her face is sold or deployed. A truly passive income stream, generated by simply existing and having a desirable face.

But this seemingly neat business model quickly unravels into a tangled knot of social and ethical questions. As you pointed out, Orion, wouldn’t it become profoundly disconcerting to encounter thousands, potentially millions, of identical “hot androids” in every facet of life?

The psychological impact could be significant:

  • The Uncanny Amplified: While a single, highly realistic android might impress, seeing that same perfect face repeated endlessly could drag us deep into the uncanny valley, highlighting the artificiality in a way that feels deeply unsettling.
  • Identity Dilution: Our human experience is built on recognizing unique individuals. A world where the same striking face is ubiquitous could fundamentally warp our perception of identity, making the original human feel less unique, and the replicated androids feel strangely interchangeable despite their perfect forms.
  • Emotional Confusion: How would we process interacting with a customer service android with a face we just saw on a promotional bot or perhaps even in simulated entertainment? The context collapse could be disorienting.

This potential future screams for regulation. Without clear rules, we risk descending into a visual landscape that is both monotonous and unsettling, raising serious questions about consent, exploitation, and the nature of identity in an age of replication. We would need regulations covering:

  • Mandatory, obvious indicators that a being is an AI android, distinct from a human.
  • Strict consent laws specifying exactly how and where a licensed likeness can be used.
  • Limits on the sheer number of identical units bearing a single person’s face.
  • Legal frameworks addressing ownership, rights, and liabilities when a digital likeness is involved.

This isn’t just abstract speculation; it’s a theme science fiction has been exploring for decades. You mentioned Pris from Blade Runner, the “basic pleasure model” replicant. The film implies a degree of mass production for replicants based on their designated roles, raising questions about the inherent value and individuality of beings created for specific purposes. While we don’t see legions of identical Pris models, the idea that such distinct individuals are manufactured units speaks to the concerns about replicated forms.

And then there’s Ava from Ex Machina. While unique in her film, the underlying terror of Nathan’s project was the potential for mass-producing highly intelligent, human-passing AIs. Your thought about her “lying in wait to take over the world en masse” taps into the fear that uncontrolled creation of powerful, replicated beings could pose an existential threat, a dramatic amplification of the need for control and ethical checks.

These stories serve as potent reminders that technology allowing for the replication of human form and likeness comes with profound responsibilities. As we stand on the precipice of being able to deploy AI within increasingly realistic physical forms, the conversations about licensing, passive income, social comfort, and vital regulation need to move from the realm of science fiction thought experiments to urgent, real-world planning.

India-Pakistan Tensions: A Brewing Crisis and the Catastrophic Risks of Nuclear Conflict

Introduction

The India-Pakistan relationship, long marked by rivalry and sporadic violence, has reached a dangerous new low in 2025. Recent developments, particularly India’s reported suspension of the Indus Waters Treaty and escalating rhetoric over Kashmir, have pushed the two nuclear-armed neighbors toward the brink. Public discussions on platforms like X highlight growing fears of conflict, with some Pakistani officials openly threatening nuclear retaliation. This blog post explores the current crisis, drawing on recent sentiment and reports from X, and examines the catastrophic geopolitical and environmental consequences of a potential limited nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan.

The Current Crisis: A Perfect Storm

Treaty Suspension and Kashmir Tensions

In early 2025, posts on X and news reports indicate that India has suspended the Indus Waters Treaty, a 1960 agreement governing the sharing of six rivers critical to both nations’ agriculture and economies. This move, seen as a direct provocation by Pakistan, threatens the livelihoods of millions, particularly in Pakistan’s Punjab region, which relies heavily on Indus River water. The suspension has inflamed tensions over Kashmir, a disputed territory that has sparked three wars since 1947.

X users have shared clips of Pakistani officials warning of war, with one minister claiming Pakistan has “130 nuclear warheads pointed at India.” India, in response, has hardened its stance, with its military conducting high-profile exercises near the border. The rhetoric echoes decades of mistrust, amplified by domestic political pressures in both nations—India’s nationalist government seeking to project strength and Pakistan’s leadership rallying against perceived aggression.

Nuclear Posturing

Both nations possess formidable nuclear arsenals. According to 2023 SIPRI estimates cited in X posts, India has approximately 172 warheads, and Pakistan has around 170, with yields ranging from 10 to 100 kilotons. A single warhead detonated over a city like Delhi or Karachi could kill millions instantly. Pakistan’s public threats underscore the risk of miscalculation, where a conventional skirmish—common along the Line of Control—could escalate rapidly.

The sentiment on X reflects public anxiety. One post warned that a “30% nuclear exchange” (roughly 50-60 warheads from each side) could kill tens of millions and trigger global climate disruptions. While these claims require verification, they align with scientific studies and amplify fears that the crisis is underreported in Western media.

Consequences of a Limited Nuclear Exchange

A “limited” nuclear exchange, targeting military or strategic sites, would still unleash unprecedented devastation. Below, we explore the geopolitical and environmental fallout, grounded in scientific projections and historical analogs.

Geopolitical Fallout

  1. Regional Chaos and Escalation Risks:
    • A limited exchange could kill 20-50 million people instantly, given the dense populations near potential targets like Mumbai, Lahore, or New Delhi. Both nations’ healthcare and emergency systems would collapse, leading to anarchy in affected areas.
    • The risk of escalation is high. Miscommunication or retaliation could exhaust both nations’ arsenals, pushing casualties into the hundreds of millions. Neighboring countries like China, Afghanistan, and Iran would face massive refugee inflows, straining their resources and security.
    • Global powers, including the US, China, and Russia, would likely push for de-escalation through the UN, but their involvement could deepen rivalries. For instance, China’s support for Pakistan and US alignment with India could escalate tensions in the Indo-Pacific.
  2. Global Economic Disruption:
    • India and Pakistan are integral to global trade—India through its IT sector and Pakistan via textiles. A conflict would disrupt supply chains, spike food and energy prices, and crash regional markets. The global economy, still recovering from past shocks, could face a prolonged downturn.
    • Sanctions or trade isolation would further weaken both nations, with India’s larger economy causing broader ripple effects. International aid would struggle to address the scale of the humanitarian crisis.
  3. Erosion of Nuclear Deterrence:
    • A nuclear exchange would shatter global confidence in deterrence, prompting non-nuclear states like Iran or Saudi Arabia to pursue their own programs. This could destabilize regions like the Middle East, where proliferation risks are already high.
    • Both India and Pakistan would lose credibility as regional powers, with India’s UN Security Council ambitions sidelined and Pakistan’s counterterrorism role diminished. Extremist groups could exploit the chaos, gaining footholds in both nations.

Environmental Catastrophe

  1. Nuclear Winter and Famine:
    • Studies like Robock et al. (2007) estimate that 50-100 warheads could loft 5-10 million tons of soot into the stratosphere, blocking sunlight and dropping global temperatures by 1-2°C for years (up to 5°C regionally). This “nuclear winter” would devastate agriculture, with maize, wheat, and rice yields falling 10-20%.
    • The resulting famine could threaten 1-2 billion people, particularly in food-insecure regions like Sub-Saharan Africa. South Asia’s monsoon-dependent agriculture would collapse, exacerbating local food shortages.
  2. Radioactive Contamination:
    • Fallout would render large areas uninhabitable, with winds spreading radiation to Central Asia or the Arabian Sea. The Indus and Ganges rivers, vital for 1.5 billion people, would face long-term contamination, triggering water crises.
    • Urban detonations would produce intense localized fallout, making cities like Islamabad or Ahmedabad ghost towns for decades.
  3. Ozone Depletion and Ecosystem Collapse:
    • Nitrogen oxides from nuclear blasts could deplete the ozone layer by 20-50% over populated areas, increasing UV radiation and raising skin cancer rates (Mills et al., 2008). Crops and ecosystems would suffer further damage.
    • Marine ecosystems, especially in the Indian Ocean, would face fallout contamination, disrupting fisheries and coral reefs. Terrestrial ecosystems near blast zones would collapse, with deforestation and soil degradation worsening climate impacts.

A Call for Diplomacy

The India-Pakistan crisis is a stark reminder of the fragility of peace in a nuclear-armed world. The suspension of the Indus Waters Treaty and inflammatory rhetoric over Kashmir are not just regional issues—they threaten global stability. The catastrophic consequences of a limited nuclear exchange, from millions of deaths to a decade-long nuclear winter, demand urgent action.

International mediators, including the UN, US, and China, must prioritize de-escalation, restoring the treaty, and addressing Kashmir’s root causes. Both nations’ leaders face domestic pressures, but dialogue—however difficult—remains the only path to avoid disaster. Civil society, amplified by platforms like X, can play a role in demanding accountability and peace.

Conclusion

The India-Pakistan tensions of 2025, fueled by treaty disputes and nuclear posturing, are a global wake-up call. A limited nuclear exchange would unleash a humanitarian, economic, and environmental catastrophe, with effects lasting generations. As X users warn of millions of deaths and climate collapse, the world cannot afford to look away. Diplomacy must prevail to prevent a tragedy that would reshape our planet and its future.

Note: Claims from X posts, such as specific warhead counts or casualty estimates, should be verified with official sources. For further reading, explore studies by Robock et al. (2007) and Toon et al. (2007) on nuclear winter risks.

I Didn’t Expect The Tina Fay Remake Of ‘The Four Seasons’ To Be ‘Woke’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I really like — so far — the Tina Fay remake of Alan Alda’s movie The Four Seasons. I can remember watching the movie as a young man and really liking it. I didn’t expect there to be a gay couple in the remake, but I suppose I should have.

And, once the shock wore off, it’s fine. I don’t have a problem with it.

I think any lingering problem I have with it is how alienating that element of the new version will be center-Right people who ALSO loved the old version of the content.

So, any complaint I have is more meta and societal than it is a direct attack against the content of the show. I’m just worried this is part of a broader trend where what is acceptable to the Blue part of the country is totally unacceptable to the Red part.

This *May* Be The Summer Of Our Discontent

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It’s possible — especially if store shelves go bare — that this summer could be quite dramatic. Or not. Americans have let me down so much that I’m beginning to believe that, lulz, meh….people just refuse to risk anything in the real world because of Trump.

So, it definitely seems, at least as of now, that we’re going to drift for a few years until a crisis happens in late 2028 when Trump tries to run for a third term somehow. I really do think Trump is going to run for an illegal third term and THAT could be when the country finally buckles.

Or, maybe not.

I had all these scenarios that I wrote for years about a civil war because of Trump winning in 2024 and…nothing happened. So, we’ll see.

If I Have To Register With The Government Because I’m Bonkers Someone’s Going To Hear About It

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have been very careful to hold my tongue, as it were, as Trump pushes us further and further into regular old autocracy. But with the news that JFK Jr. is floating the idea of “registering” autistic people…I’m given pause for thought.

I’m not autistic, but I am clinically bonkers.

As such, as we lurch farther and father into autocracy, it doesn’t seem like too much a stretch to think one day bonkers people like me will have to register with the government. Why this would be the case, but if they’re going to come after autistic people, then bonkers people sure as hell will be next.

I’m going to cause a ruckus every way I can if I have to register with the government. I’m not going to shut up and it could be the refusing to register could be my first actual real world “resistance.” Of course, I say this now and then I just turn around and do it anyway because I will feel pressure to do so by my far more normal relatives.

And what happens if there is criminal liability for not registering? Then what am I going to do? I guess I can at least get really angry on social media — I do that already — and continue to work on my novel.

Hopefully — hopefully — things won’t get that bad. Hopefully I won’t have to register with the government and I can finish my novel in peace.

Chaos Is The Point

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It seems to me that all the chaos Trump is creating of late is the point — he wants us to be weak enough that we can be attacked so he can consolidate power as “war president.”

I will admit that I’m giving Trump way more long term, abstract reasoning abilities than he actually has, but that would be the end game. No matter what. Trump is going to make us so weak and poor that when we inevitably get attacked for his dumb behavior specifically, people will look to him as some sort of savior.

That could give him the cover he needs to cancel elections, or whatever else he wants to do. I just don’t think we’re ever going to have free-and-fair Federal elections again, at least in my lifetime.

Anyway, good luck, folks. You’ll need it.