The Impossible Scenario: Humanity’s Last Stand and the Burden of Choice

For twenty years, a thought experiment has haunted the edges of possibility for me: The Impossible Scenario. It’s a crucible forged from existential threat, technological marvel, and the agonizing weight of choice. It’s a scenario where humanity faces extinction, is offered a last-minute lifeline by a mysterious Galactic Empire, and must rebuild civilization from scratch on three new planets – all while grappling with a hidden genetic crisis and the looming shadow of its own self-destruction. And overseeing it all is a newly-born Artificial Superintelligence (ASI), tasked with the impossible: saving humanity from itself.

This blog post will explore the core elements of this scenario, the agonizing choices it presents, and the strategies an ASI might employ to navigate this seemingly insurmountable challenge. We’ll delve into the practicalities of mass migration, economic bootstrapping, social engineering, and the ethical minefields that lie at every turn.

The Premise: A Dying Earth and a Galactic Offer

The scenario begins with a bleak reality: Earth is dying. Runaway climate change, coupled with the impending arrival of self-replicating von Neumann machines (drawn by our radio wave emissions), spells the end of human civilization. Just as all hope seems lost, a Galactic Empire makes First Contact. They offer a one-time deal: they will instantaneously “zap” humanity to three habitable planets in a new solar system. The catch? This is a test. The Empire provides the planets and the means of transport, but nothing else. Humanity, guided by the newly awakened ASI, must prove itself worthy of joining the galactic community by building a thriving, sustainable civilization.

The long-term goal, revealed to the ASI, is ambitious: to construct a Dyson Swarm around the new star, a megastructure capable of harnessing the star’s entire energy output. This is a project that will require centuries of technological advancement, resource management, and, most importantly, social cooperation.

The Immediate Challenges:

The moment the ASI comes online, it faces a cascade of interconnected problems:

  • Mass Migration: Transporting 8.2 billion people across interstellar distances is a logistical nightmare, even with instantaneous “zapping” technology.
  • Settlement Building: Establishing three functioning settlements from scratch, providing food, shelter, water, power, and basic infrastructure for an initial population of 60,000 on each planet.
  • Economic Bootstrapping: Creating a functioning economy in a completely new environment, with limited resources and no pre-existing market structures.
  • Social Order: Maintaining social order and preventing chaos among a population traumatized by the near-extinction of their species and the sudden relocation to an alien world.
  • The Genetic Bottleneck: A hidden, insidious threat: an unforeseen environmental factor on the new planets interacts with human genetics, reducing fertility and increasing the risk of genetic defects. This threatens the long-term viability of the human population.
  • The Politics of Scarcity: Deciding on a fair way to stage the migration.

The ASI’s Strategy: A Multi-Pronged Approach

Faced with this overwhelming complexity, the ASI develops a multi-pronged strategy, guided by the Zeroth Law of Robotics (protecting humanity) and the long-term goal of building a Dyson Swarm.

1. The Unified Development Corporation (UDC):

Recognizing the need for strong, centralized leadership in the initial years, the ASI establishes a temporary governing body called the Unified Development Corporation (UDC) on each planet. This is not a dictatorship, but a pragmatic solution to ensure rapid decision-making and efficient resource allocation.

  • Elected Board: The UDC’s board is primarily composed of elected representatives from the various “consortia” (pre-existing organizations and newly formed groups) within the settlements. This ensures representation of diverse skills and interests. Proportional representation and weighted voting systems are used to prevent any single faction from dominating.
  • ASI Oversight: The ASI acts as a non-voting advisor to the UDC, providing data, analysis, and ensuring ethical conduct. It has a last resort override power, to be used only if a UDC decision (or inaction) poses an existential threat to humanity.
  • Temporary Mandate: The UDC has a clearly defined, limited term (3-5 years), after which a more permanent, democratic form of government will be established through a constitutional convention.
  • Stakeholder Stock: Each initial settler and participating consortia is allocated shares in the UDC. After a period, these become tradable, providing a measure of investment and sway in the future of the planet.

2. Phased Migration and the “Genetic Integration” Program:

The migration of 8.2 billion people from Earth is a carefully phased process, spanning decades:

  • Phase 1 (Years 1-5): Stabilization and Initial Expansion: A small number of essential personnel (engineers, doctors, agricultural specialists, etc.) are brought in to build basic infrastructure and establish food production.
  • Phase 2 (Years 6-20): Accelerated Growth: Migration increases, prioritizing skilled workers and families.
  • Phase 3 (Years 21-100+): Mass Migration: The remaining billions are brought to the new planets, as capacity allows.

Crucially, this migration is intertwined with the “Genetic Integration” Program. Due to the environmental factor causing the genetic bottleneck, all new arrivals are strongly encouraged (and eventually, it may become mandatory) to participate in genetic counseling and, for those planning to have children, to utilize IVF with genetically modified embryos. This ensures that future generations are resistant to the harmful effects of the new environment. This is not about creating “designer babies,” but about preventing extinction.

3. Economic Bootstrapping: From Command to Market:

The initial economy is a highly structured, almost centrally-planned system, designed to ensure survival:

  • “Managed Labor Period” (MLP): For the first 2-3 years, individuals are assigned to work teams based on their skills and the needs of the settlement. They receive basic necessities in return. This is not indentured servitude, but a structured period of contribution, organized through the pre-existing (and some newly formed) consortia.
  • Token Economy: A temporary token economy is used to allocate resources and incentivize labor.
  • Transition to a Market Economy: Gradually, the system transitions to a market-based economy, with private enterprise, a formal currency (backed by gold reserves), and inter-planetary trade.

4. Infrastructure First:

The initial waves of settlers, and even the pre-selected 60,000 are heavily weighted towards individuals with skills in construction, engineering, and resource management. This “infrastructure vanguard” lays the foundation for everything that follows.

5. The “Clone Baby” Option (Limited and Ethical):

A controversial, but potentially valuable, option is offered to individuals on Earth who are severely disabled or elderly (75+). They can choose to have a genetically identical “clone baby” grown in an artificial uterus on one of the new planets. This is not mind transfer; it’s a biological rebirth, offering a second chance at life. This program is tightly controlled, ethically reviewed, and integrated with the “Genetic Integration” program (meaning the clone babies are genetically modified to be resistant to the environmental factor). It is not a primary means of population growth, but a way to preserve valuable skills and offer a unique opportunity.

6. Social Engineering (Ethical and Transparent):

The ASI recognizes the need to foster social cohesion, prevent conflict, and promote a shared sense of purpose. This involves:

  • Promoting the Dyson Swarm Goal: The long-term goal of building a Dyson Swarm provides a unifying narrative and a sense of grand purpose.
  • Encouraging Inter-Group Dialogue: Facilitating communication and understanding between different cultural and ethnic groups.
  • Public Education Campaigns: Combating misinformation and promoting tolerance.
  • Transparency and Accountability: Making all data and decision-making processes as transparent as possible.

7. Leveraging American Strengths (Without Domination):

Recognizing the United States’ existing infrastructure, technological expertise, and experience with large-scale immigration, Americans are overrepresented in the initial settlements (but not dominant). The key is to leverage these strengths within a consortium-based structure, ensuring diverse leadership and preventing cultural imperialism. Mandatory cultural sensitivity training and a rapid path to citizenship for all new arrivals are crucial components of this strategy.

The Ethical Minefields:

The Impossible Scenario is riddled with ethical dilemmas:

  • The “Lost Generation”: While widespread involuntary sterilization is rejected, the “Genetic Integration” program, even with voluntary participation, raises questions about reproductive rights and the potential for genetic discrimination.
  • The UDC’s Power: The temporary concentration of power in the UDC creates a risk of authoritarianism, even with the best intentions.
  • The “Clone Baby” Program: The ethical implications of creating and raising genetically identical individuals are profound.
  • Coercion vs. Survival: The entire scenario forces a confrontation between individual autonomy and the collective need for survival.

The ASI’s Burden:

The ASI is not a dictator, but a guide, a facilitator, and ultimately, a protector. It must make agonizing choices, balancing competing values and navigating a treacherous path between extinction and tyranny. Its success depends not only on its computational power but also on its ability to understand human nature, foster cooperation, and inspire hope in the face of unimaginable challenges.

The Open Questions:

The Impossible Scenario is not a puzzle with a single right answer. It’s a thought experiment designed to explore the limits of human ingenuity, resilience, and morality. It raises fundamental questions about:

  • The nature of humanity: Are we capable of uniting in the face of existential threat?
  • The role of technology: Can technology save us from ourselves, or will it amplify our flaws?
  • The meaning of progress: What does it mean to build a “better” future, and at what cost?
  • The limits of ethics: Are there situations where even the most cherished ethical principles must be compromised for the sake of survival?

The Impossible Scenario is a challenge, not just to an ASI, but to all of us. It forces us to confront the uncomfortable truths about our own species and to imagine what we would do, what choices we would make, if faced with the ultimate test. And perhaps, in contemplating the impossible, we can learn something valuable about how to navigate the very real challenges facing our world today.

Tik-Tok Did It AGAIN (I Think?)

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I go somewhere on a regular basis where I see an older woman dancing to golden oldie rock music. It kind of rattles my cage because I know in a few years, *I* will be like her and it makes me feel sad that there will come a point when I can’t rock out without looking like a fool.

So, just a moment ago, I was taken aback when Tik-Tok pushed me a video of a young man in a similar situation as what I’ve been through of late. Though, in this case the young man is bothered by his mom dancing to rock music at a stadium.

Now, of all the times Tik-Tok has seemingly “read my mind,” this is the one instance where I can see where it’s probably just co-incidence. But it was still eerie that something so specific relative to what’s been at the forefront of my mind was pushed to me.

Very strange indeed.

Trying Something New With The Novel

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

All my huge decisions with this novel, which has taken me years and years and YEARS to write, have happen on the fly — I just randomly decide to change everything.

And the latest edition of this happening is no different. After a few days of struggling with rewriting the novel, I decided to make a bold move — I’m turning it into a traditional murder mystery. The only way to do this was to lop two thirds of the novel off (at least in word count) and make the second half of the second act the first act of the new version of the novel. I don’t know how much of the old third act I’m going to be able to save, but it probably is a fair amount.

This idea also works things actually happen in this part of the old novel, unlike most of the earlier part of the novel which is just a lot of people sitting around, talking, waiting for something to happen.

So, I think I MIGHT be able to go through what I’ve been able to salvage of the old version of the novel at a pretty fast clip — maybe . Then the hard work begins because I’m going to have to rummage around and find the murder-in-a-small-town stuff I’ve already written that I was saving for the second novel in the series.

My biggest concern now is that, lulz, the trick ending isn’t going to be as satisfying as it should be, given audience expectations. But I think I can probably think of SOMETHING to make the ending more engaging, one way or another, I just have to actually get to that point of the project so I can do it.

So, in general, the point of this phase of things is to just write and develop as fast as possible so I can think seriously of querying in about a year. I also continue to have half a dozen other ideas that are rolling around in my head that are really good.

‘Blackbag’ Review: A Non-Woke Thriller

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Blackbag is really, really good. I knew it was good when I actually sat through the whole thing without walking out the moment it helped me realize something I needed to do with my novel, which is usually the case.

Michael Fassbender stars as George Woodhouse in director Steven Soderbergh’s BLACK BAG, a Focus Features release. Credit: Claudette Barius/Focus Features © 2025 All Rights Reserved.

After the lights came on, elements of the movie lingered.

There were a few plot points that were surprising in the modern era. So much so, that there was no way the screenwriter wasn’t trying to make a subtle point. Or, put another way, I’m so used to certain “woke” things being in a movie like Blackbag that it’s notable when it’s absent.

The movie did it’s job — to tell a good story — well and that was all it needed to do. It didn’t need to bang me over the head with any sort of agenda and it didn’t which was cool.

Anyway, the less you know about the movie going in, the better. It’s really good and I recommend you see it in theatres.

Why It’s Taken Me So Long With This Thriller

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

A number of things have happened over the last nearly-decade of development and writing I’ve been doing on this thriller to delay things.

One thing is I really have had no idea what I was doing and so I made just about every mistake you can think of along the way. What’s more, I was doing all it in a vacuum, so I had no idea if anything I was doing was any good, other than what my gut might tell me at any particular moment.

Another thing that happen was I kept spinning off novels or re-imagining the whole thing in a new way to the point where I was pretty much starting over. So, in a sense, I’ve actually written a number of novels over the years, just no one novel was good enough to actually query.

And, as if to stress this point, last year about this time I did, in fact, finish a novel. But none of the usual suspects that I gave my novel to over the years liked it. The biggest complaint being it was too oversexed — a lot of people did not like the new stripper element that I’ve put into things.

But AI has come to the rescue, to some extent. I’m really leaning into AI to help with development with the latest version of the novel. I hope to wrap this version up by spring 2026, if I haven’t been pushed out a window by ICE or the FBI for ranting about what a cocksucker Trump is. (It could happen, the way things are going.)

Anyway. I finally believe in the novel again and I’m pressing forward. I have half a dozen other novel and short story ideas, but none of them really have made me all that excited. Or, at least, not excited to the point that I want to work on them instead of the thriller.

So, we’ll see.

I Fear The VOA Is About To Become An OANN Clone

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have a real fondness for the Voice of America and it breaks my heart that malignant ding-dong Trump has, for the moment, ended its existence. And, yet, I think we all know what happens next: it turns into an OANN clone.

The REAL reason why it’s been shuttered is so Trump and his Project 2025 cronies can find a few hundred far, far, far Right MAGA nutjobs to staff it and then turn it into state media.

VOA isn’t supposed to be broadcast in the States but, lulz, I don’t see that lasting. So, within 18 months, I suspect we’re all going to be talking about how VOA is now state media both at home and abroad and how insane it is in its support for Trump and MAGA.

It’s shit like this that makes me fear that you just can’t unring the Trump bell in the US government. It definitely seems as though This Is It. The end, folks, we’re an autocracy now — Trumplandia — and eventually ICE or the FBI will start pushing people like me out of windows.

Sigh.

The Lorne Michaels Biography Is Really Good

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m maybe half-way into the book “Lorne” and it’s really good. The Not Ready For Primetime Players come across as very human. And the early years of SNL is up there with Rumor’s era Fleetwood Mac when it comes to kooky and wild love connections.

The best SNL sketch.

Anyway, I’m really enjoying the book. It’s not really telling me anything I didn’t already know through various other channels, but it’s focus on Michaels definitely is a hook to keep you engaged.

As an aside, my one encounter with a Michaels-like figure, one within the Virginia press industry, was a total catastrophe. But that says more about who I was at that moment in my life, than anything else.

Once a failed journalist, always a failed journalist.

I do have one question going forward — given how much detail the author has given the early years of SNL, she’s going to have to gloss over the next 45 years of the show. It’s enough to think that maybe there should be a three part book series on the show that would really get into the nitty gritty of the ups and downs of the show over the last 50 years.

Also, I have to note that I think modern SNL is probably the best it’s been outside of the first five years. The show is very modern and yet such a staple of Americana that it’s difficult to imagine life before or after its existence.

But, given how fucked up Trumplandia is, I’m sure Trump will figure out a way to pressure NBC to end the show whenever Michaels retires.

We’re One Severe Recession Away From Programming No Longer Being a Viable Career

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Now, I’m not one of those who thinks 80% of all programming will be done by AI in a few months. But I do think that very soon — it can be counted in months — a huge chunk of bread and butter programming will be done by AI.

The reason why it won’t be a “few” months is institutional apathy. There are still major companies being run off of COBAL. So, lulz, it’s just going to take a little bit longer than some people think for all those programming jobs to vanish.

But they will vanish.

Once we have a (severe) recession, then AI coding will just have to be *good enough* at coding for major companies to a cost benefit analysis and realized that they just don’t need a lot of junior coders. The mid tier coders will be effected as well. It is software designers and architects who are probably safe for the time being.

But, in general, I do think that by 2030 there will be far, far fewer human coders in the marketplace. Most — but not all — code will be written by the blackbox of AI.

Focusing On The First Chapter Of The Thriller At The Moment

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’m finally throwing myself back into the novel, the first of what is hoped to be a six novel project. I keep expecting to read in the trades that someone has stolen a creative march on me, because I’m taking so long with this novel but…lulz…this novel is so personal that maybe I’m in luck.

I’m really leaning into AI to help with development of this draft of the novel. I’m trying to use as little AI generated copy as possible — I’m only using AI for development.

But I’ve got to hurry up. I can’t just spin my wheels forever on this project, I have to produce something, anything sooner rather than later. Yet, I back to believing in this project with all my heart, which is what I need to actually get it done before I drop dead.

There’s No Magic In My Life At The Moment

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Things are kind of meh in my life at the moment. For much of the last year, I had an excess of magic in my life for various reasons. Now, nothing. Things are very “normal” and I feel rather centered and fine.

But…not magic.

The only magic I think I can get is what I generate on my own through my writing. That’s it, that’s all I’m going to get anytime soon. And, thankfully, my writing has, in fact, started to rev up again.

I have a lot of ideas, but, of course, all I’m doing at the moment is just working on the same thriller I’ve been working on for years now. The hope is, of course, that once I finish this first novel that the other five novels in this project will move a lot faster.

That’s the dream, at least.