Tag: Cara Delevingne

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have no idea what is going on with supermodel Cara Delevingne, but I am honestly worried about her. Whatever is wrong with her seems to have accelerated after she came back from Burning Man.

While she’d been acting really weird before then, something apparently seems to have happened while she was at Burning Man to make her go from just acting eccentric to having some sort of serious mental crisis.

So, it makes me wonder if maybe she sorta cracked her mind using a little too much LSD or some other mind altering substance while she was in the desert. It’s really rare for women — especially famous women — to lose their minds in such a public way.

I hope Ms. Delevingne is getting the help she needs. Hopefully, all she has to do is dry out and the rest will take care of itself. She apparently is in the care of people who love her so I suppose all the rest of us can do is hope for the best.

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The current troublesome situation with supermodel Cara Delevingne is a prime example of why a lot of people don’t trust the media. She’s obviously going through some sort of mental crisis and, yet, there she was on one of the major American morning shows lulzing it all.

It was obviously an effort on the part of her “people” to mitigate the PR crisis she was currently in. Then, of course, a little while later, she is seen whacked out and acting crazy at an airport.

There is something seriously wrong with Delevingne and yet the media are struggling to make the masses indifferent to whatever it is she’s going through. The media do this all time to varying degrees and it really bothers me because I have a real thing about what is “real.” When people start fudging what is real as part of some part of an agenda — be they MAGA or the celebrity press — it really gets on my nerves.

And, yet, I suppose this is just the world we live in. People have been attempting to fuck with reality since dirt. Why change now?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Anything to do with the female body is a sticky wicket. It’s all very complicated and difficult to discern one way or another. And the last person who should even attempt to talk about why wealthy women seem obsessed with showing their tits is probably me, a CIS white middle aged man.

But, lulz, fuck that. I’m going to do it anyway.

Ok, I think I’ve written about this before, but it’s a nice August evening and so I think I’ll write about it again because it’s about boobs. Everyone likes boobs, right? I know I do.

Anyway, you don’t have to be a genius to notice that on the actual catwalk you see in person, bare nipples are everywhere. A lot of the time, photo editors will obscure the actual nipples shown in the sheer attire the models are wearing so the Plebes won’t riot — or whatever.

But we again come to the question of — why?

I have no idea honestly. But maybe it has something to do with power? If you’re a wealthy woman, there’s something of a symbiotic relationship between the high end fashion designers and what you want to be able to wear. I mean, if Cara Delevingne got her way, she probably would show her nipples all the time. Like, all the time.

Being able to show her nipples freely is something Ms. Delevingne talks about all the time!

Of course, there’s a several thousand word New Yorker think piece to be written about how wealthy women perceive their relationship to their bodies differently than less wealthy women. I will leave such insight to a woman who has the proper intersectional qualifications to do such a thing. I’m just a dingus who is talking about shit I have no right to talk about. Please ignore me aggressively.

But anyway, this is all part of the broader issue of how wealthy people get away with bloody murder when it comes to sex. Or, at least, they have a very different interaction with other wealthy people when it comes to sex.

The only reason why this even annoys me is sometimes they try to pull a fast one us Plebes when it comes to who their dating. Anyway. What do I know.

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Let me start off by saying I don’t know anything about anything and I suggest you actively ignore anything I have to say. But I feel a lot of compassion for Cara Delevingne. She may have “explained” what was going on with she and Megan Thee Stallion at an awards show recently, but the seems like a PR clean up effort on her on “handlers” part.

What I saw of her on The Tonight Show was still very, very “jittery.” She looked frantic and manic and like she had had way too much of “something.” So, I think she needs to “chill out” for a little while in some way. She’s gorgeous and lovely and has a very unique personality and I worry that she’s going to endup in trouble and everyone is going to sit around pointing fingers at each other.

She risks flaming out in some sort of tragedy and we’ll only have ourselves to blame. Or, put another way, whatever is wrong with Ms. Delevingne is a chronic problem and she either needs to start taking her meds or she needs to lay off of…something.

Anyway. I’m worried about Cara Delevingne.

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

What the fuck, Cara Delevingne? Last night at the Billboard Music Awards, Delevingne was all the fuck over Megan Thee Stallion. It was all very weird and creepy and it made me think of another freaky Hollywood weirdo — Andy Dick.

Delevingne’s public behavior last night seemed very much like something Dick would do. I have no skin in this game — I just don’t care — but I am, in general, worried for Delevingne.

My fear is, of course, is we’re going to all collectively ignore her weird behavior until Something Bad happens. What that Something Bad might be, I have no idea. But we need to all need to acknowledge that Delevingne must be going through some things at the moment, given how fucking weird she’s acting.

And I say all of this as a life-long member of the freaky weirdo community.