Playboy Seems The Achilles’ Heel Of The Broidy – Bechard Cover Story

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

For me, the issue now is simply finding out once and for all if Elliot Broidy was Shera Bechard’s baby daddy. And if I was going to find out, I would attack citadel Playboy. I would start snooping around the Playboy Bunny community, and if I was a well heel NYC reporter, I would ask Cooper Hefner directly for a statement. Yes, no, or kiss my foot, Coop.

It just doesn’t seem possible to me that Bechard could have an affair with either Broidy or Trump without one of her Bunny girlfriends knowing _something_. And as I keep saying, all I want is the truth. If it was Broidy, then fine, I look like an idiot. I’ve been extremely conspicuous being an idiot before and have zero credibility, so it’s not like I’m losing anything.

But I hate how logic is dancing around naked in front of me and I have to be eyes wide shut about it. Logic keeps saying, “That baby’s daddy was Donald Trump!” I’m the first to admit that this is, at this point, a dumb tinfoil hat concept. This is like what a liberal InfoWars would be talking about right now if such a thing existed. Yet like I said, the logic is very powerful.

My gut tells me the Playboy community is the weakspot. Peter K. Stris, Bechard’s lawyer, couldn’t possibly scare the bejeebas out of every woman in the extended Playboy community. Someone, somewhere will squeal if you just ask them what the know.

It’s so frustrating that it seems as though no one in the MSM is very interested in all of this. Or maybe I’m being too impatient. These things take time. But I have to note again — how come Stris has been so mum? Why no statement saying, “Fuck you, she didn’t bang Donald Trump.”

There are several different ways this could go. One way is this remains kind of story that everyone in the media elite knows about but can’t or won’t confirm. It becomes a low-level folktale that die-hard Trump haters babble on about when they get drunk.

Meanwhile, there is the possibility that the story slowly builds to a climax and there’s a tipping point at which the entire country is talking about it and that’s enough pressure to get the MSM to dig really hard and we find the facts out one way or another. The fact that it’s very possible that Broidy is the guy after all, of course, kind of puts a damper on all of this for the mainstream media.

What’s worse, it’s very possible that all of this is for naught. We could learn that Trump really did pay Bechard off to have an abortion and…crickets. We’ll all be talking about Spygate so much that this is just background noise.

This really is a lot like a twisted horror movie at this point.

Idle Mulling A Possible NYC Rendezvous Between Trump & Bechard

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Let me stress that we have definitely ventured into tinfoil hat territory when it comes to the exact circumstances surrounding Shera Bechard’s doomed fetus. So if you’re a Trump supporter and you’re hate reading this, you may want to close your laptop and go for a nice walk instead of read this one. This definitely could be seen as “fake news” given that I’m all but pulling this out of ass.

I’m just speculating. It’s speculation based on damn good logic, but it’s speculation nonetheless. But here goes.

All of this is based on freely available information. How I’m interpreting it where the debate comes in.

So, the issue is — it from what we know that Trump and Bechard were within proximity of each other about the time we believe the later aborted fetus was conceived. They were at least in the city at about the right time. Now, let me be clear — we don’t know were Elliot Broidy was at this time.

Hence it’s very possible this is just bullshit. It’s very possible this argument is cut out of whole cloth. In other words, in hindsight we’ll look back at this as nonsense once we learn one way or another what happened. But it is intriguing. If you add this Instagram from Bechard into the mix, things get really interesting indeed.

She’s in NYC, Trump’s in the area and she’s having a relaxing day in bed.

I honestly don’t know what the truth is. It’s perplexing. What’s so frustrating is the only datapoint that we have that Bechard even knows Broidy is a dog named “Ellie.” But even that could be us overthinking things. There is a lot about Bechard’s connection to Broidy that either we don’t know or makes no sense. We have zero information about how they met or their relationship. We have, in short, no proof that they even know each other other than what we learned about them in the NDA.

Meanwhile, we actually kinda sorta have a link to Trump for Bechard: Keith Davidson and Michael Cohen. Cohen is so close to Trump it’s like saying “John Barron” instead of “Trump.” That’s just odd. As I keep saying, you mean to tell me that the only person Shera Bechard could find to represent her in a NDA agreement settlement was the same dude who had represented two of Trump’s former lovers? And that Broidy just randomly picked Cohen to represent him?

Weird, bruh. Weird.

I again want to note that if I was a bigshot NYC reporter, I would ask Playboy and Cooper Hefner some pointed questions about all of this. They seem like they might be a weak spot in the cover story for no other reason than if it came out that they were complicit in keeping the Broidy cover story going, they might never live it down.
I would ask Hefner if he knew anything about Bechard’s relationship with Broidy. I would see if I could get Playboy’s political reporter to ask around his company as well.

I would also try to figure out which Bunnies Bechard was really close to. Poke around that community a little bit. If they say it was Broidy, then at least we’ll know for sure one way or another. That’s really all I want. I just want the facts. Wherever the facts take me, that’s where I want to go.

I just hate how we don’t know squat about shit right now. We have the Bechard / Broidy WSJ story that makes no sense, while we have some cold hard logic about Trump’s potential connection to Bechard.

Someone, somewhere has go to know SOMETHING. And of those people who know something, one of them has got be a weak link. One of them must know the facts of the matter, regardless of what those facts may be.

‘Dear Jong’ — #Lyrics To A Woke Pop Rock Song

I’m just screwing around. This would have the same vibe as XTC’s “Dear God.”

Dear Jong
by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls
please give credit if you produce or perform

Dear Jong
greatly appreciate your time
didn’t mean to make you think
we wanted to bomb, bomb, bomb
but don’t mind
we don’t want to turn you into slime

dear Jong
dear Jong
dear Jong

we made coins for the event
now they’re not worth shit
wish we could still meet
without missing a beat

dear Jong
we remember Otto Warmbier
and what you did to him
and what you did to him
and what you did to him

we don’t think you’re satan
but if you keep calling Pence dumb
we’re going to have you on the run
what can I say but you’re really lame
dear Jong

dear Jong
we remember Otto Warmbier
and what you did to him
and what you did to him
and what you did to him

[bridge]
when you’re not around
we’ll have you on our minds
as we bomb you to hell
’cause we think that’d be swell

so now we’ll start a war
with a mighty roar
don’t come knocking on our door
we’re going to mop you on the floor

dear Jong

My Prediction: The United States Will Be At War With The DPRK By August 2018

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have predicted this several times in the past, but while we were busy minting coins for the summit, people thought this was uninteresting, but maybe not so much anymore: we will be at work with North Korea by mid-August 2018.

I predict this because Trump lacks basic human empathy and I doubt he would see the loss of 1 million lives in exchange for there being no Blue Wave and he reaching the poll numbers he so craves. So, that’s my logic at least.

We’ll see what happens.

A Deep Dive Into Evidence Trump Was Shera Bechard’s Baby Daddy

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

Honestly, my continued interest in this theory is moot. Trump is getting better at the autocrat shtick and any endgame for this investigation in which we “prove” Trump was Shera Bechard’s baby daddy is not going to do what I want it to do: bring down the Trump Administration.

If anything, it will simply make American political life more corrosive than it already is, with libtards like me screaming at the top of our lungs that Trump’s a hypocrite, while his supporters will hunker down for a extended fight whereby the simply want to run out the clock so they can start thinking about 2020, 2024 and ultimately Trump’s successor.

But having said all that, let’s just for fun do another deep dive into the evidence we have that Trump raw dogged Bechard, resulting in her pregnancy that she later terminated.

What started all of this was debate on Reddit that eventually jumped to the pages of New York Magazine. I initially had some confusion over when the affair was supposed to have happened, but when I realized it was 2015-2017, I started to get really interested really fast. This is because it means Trump would have had conceived the fetus with Bechard while he was in office.

Now, let me stress that I am not really doing much of the work. My friend is and I’m just his hype man. But let’s walk through the evidence he has of this and try to rehash some analysis one last time. At least, that is, until something breaks and either makes this prescience, or comical. The evidence my friend found on social media is
extremely tentative, extremely circumstantial evidence that if does not prove the affair at least provides some evidence that it was at least possible.

The above imagine gives us at least some indication that Bechard was floating around NYC during the period of time the affair was alleged to have begun. It allegedly began sometime in mid-to-late 2015 when Trump was making his transition from Right wing celebrity Twitter troll to serious presidential candidate. A little later, Bechard shows up again at a Trump branded property in NYC.

That she was in NYC about this time come very well mean nothing. NYC is a enormous city and just because two people are in proximity to each other, doesn’t mean they’re actually, you know, doing it. And, yet, this is Trump we’re talking about. But here is some more evidence that, if nothing else, at least these two potential love birds were near each other.

This next image is significant because though we don’t know for sure when she was due had she carried the fetus to term, it definitely is about the time she would have needed to have been near Trump for him to be the baby daddy. I suggest you take a look at this image and keep in the back of your mind as events progress. If somehow magically we learn that Trump is the baby daddy, this is one of those datapoints where we will look at each other and go, “Wow!” If it’s Broidy, the, well, meh. We simply whipped ourselves into a frenzy over nothing.

Bechard is Trump’s type — a hot blonde — and so it does give one pause for thought from a logic standpoint. Broidy is a long-time resident of LA and compared to Trump not only a rando, but something of a fat fuck. (I’m not fat shaming him, but it is amusing how hefty Broidy is, even though Trump is not exactly svelte himself.) Take a look at this comparison of women and it definitely seems as though Trump would be digging Bechard if they ever met.

Again, let me stress that one datapoint connecting Bechard to Broidy, and all of this is comical. All of this is moot. So please take this with a grain of salt, at least for now. This could easily fade as quickly as it popped up and I’ll just use this to entertain myself while I’m rotting away inside a Trump-branded concentration camp. So, now is where we enter into some nebulous aspects of this theory in an already nebulous theory to begin with.

So, the above is a datapoint which either is us way, way overthinking things or some insight into her mind. Is this someone upset over a perceived threat to a lover, or just the general outrage that a lot of people felt at the time?

Ok, now we get to a serious issue: what was Shera Bechard’s mindset at the time of the abortion? What the WSJ and their ilk want us to believe is, “You know, broads. Always getting pregnant and then wanting $1.6 million to shut up and go away.” But what if that wasn’t the case at all? What if she was chill to having a baby and only had an abortion as part of a quid pro quo between herself and Trump? Now, it’s my impression that the NDA gives Trump people some wiggle room. But what if there was a spoken agreement between the two parties whereby she HAD to get an abortion to get the $1.6 million? Isn’t that horrible? Wouldn’t that make someone, somewhere — even in Trumplandia — feel unhappy with the man we’ve elected president with the help of a hostile foreign power?

She doesn’t look like she was eager to get an abortion to me. But, MAGA, right? Lulz, nothing matters. So then this happens. She becomes interested in the #MeToo movement. Again, this is wild speculation on my part. It could mean something, it could mean nothing. But it’s at least interesting.

So, did it happen or not? Is Trump the baby daddy or is Broidy. Good question.

Analysis And Conclusion
I honestly have vacillated back and forth on this matter so many times as to lose all credibility when it comes to my opinion. The reason this happens is I keep learning information that makes me believe it’s obviously Broidy. Then I learn information that definitely makes one think the logic of the Trump theory is strong, if nothing else.

One the Broidy side, we don’t have much proof that Bechard even knows him. Or, put another way, we definitely have ZERO evidence that they were lovers in the context of a $1.6 million settlement. We do have this image of her with a dog named “Ellie” which could very well have been given to her by Elliot. But, then again, this could be way too much overthinking this issue.

Meanwhile, on the Trump side, we have logic, logic, logic. First and foremost, we have the surreal situation whereby Keith Davidson — who represented two former lovers of Trump — and Trump’s personal “fixer” Michael Cohen were directly involved in the NDA. Hell, they virtually used the same wording as the one used between Trump and Stormy Daniels as I understand it. I mean, what the what? Of all the shady lawyers in a nation of 335 million they happen to pick two directly connected to Trump? The writers of the 2018 season of the Trump show are hacks. Meanwhile, Broidy wanted — and got — access to Trump about the time the NDA was signed and the money started going to Bechard, as this tweet indicates.

And, of course there’s the fact that while Trump is “big boned” Broidy is just plain old fat. (Not fat shaming, but his girth is amusing.)

But many Bechard likes big guys and all of this speculation will seem comical to say the least once we have some semblance of the “truth.”

So, again, what do I think? Who’s the baby daddy?

I going to punt. I don’t know. Given that Peter K. Stris, Bechard’s current attorney is completely mum on this, I just don’t know. All I want him to do is put out a statement saying it wasn’t Trump and for me to fuck off. It is, however, interesting that he at least knows about me, as indicated by this screenshot.

As I started this off by saying, I’m wasting my time writing about all of this. Trump’s never going down and even if magically we got cold, hard proof he was the baby daddy, we’re so divided as a nation it won’t matter. I would like to think that all of this is the run-up to a national debate and investigation of this matter, but I could be fooling myself. It could be that this is just going to fade in the early summer sun. I just want to know one way or another.

Logic says it’s Trump, but stranger things have happened. It could very well be Broidy and we can all go back to cursing the bread and worrying about Mexican children being put in concentration camps. May God have mercy on our souls.

Shelton Bumgarner is a writer and photographer living in Richmond, Va. He may be reached at migukin (at) gmail (dot) com. He has lots of interests including writing song lyrics and daydreaming about a social media startup based on the concepts of Usenet. He is writing his first novel.

V-Log: Idle Rambling About The Bechard / Trump / Broidy Imbroglio

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I have to not get so wrapped up in all of this. Even if Trump is the baby daddy, it won’t even leave a mark with his cult members.

The Writers Of The 2018 Season Of The Trump Show Are Such Hacks

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

If this was a TV show, I would turn it off in disgust at the hack Shera Bechard plotline.

So, I’m supposed to believe that Bechard just randomly picked Keith Davidson, the same lawyer who represented two of Trump’s other lovers and that her baby daddy randomly would pick Michael Cohen — Trump’s personal fixer — as HIS lawyer in all of this?

Something doesn’t add up.

Now, I’m not above saying that this is exactly what did happen. Maybe there was a co-incidence of historic proportions. If that was the case, then, shrug. I’ve made a fool of myself in a very public way — not for the first time — and I can go back to struggling with a novel.

I feel like this is a movie with a trick ending. Either way, either solution to this mystery, I’ll look back and go, “It’s so obvious that was what was going on.” If it was Broidy, we made some enormous cognitive leaps due to a lack of information.

Meanwhile, if it was Trump who was the baby daddy, it’ll be one of those things where what we thought all along because of cold hard logic turned out to be true. Really, if Davidson and Cohen weren’t involved, I wouldn’t think anything of it. The idea that it was Trump would be stupid and a non-issue.

But the connection of Davidson and Cohen is really wild. Doesn’t make any sense at all other than Trump having some sort of connection to it.

This Is The Darkest Timeline

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

The real tragedy is even if one were to prove that Trump and not Elliot Broidy was Shera Bechard’s baby daddy — which is still very much up in the air one way or another — it probably wouldn’t even matter. Even if you could prove that Donald J. Trump pressured Bechard into having an abortion for $1.6 million, Trump is such an effective avatar for the insanity of the Right that I have lost all hope that it do him any political harm.

It is all rather weird.

What would most likely happen is it would just another scandal that would make liberals furious and conservatives batten down the hatches. We would become even more divided. That seems to be the only outcome. There is literally nothing that will bring Trump down at this point.

Or put another way — the only thing that could possibly bring Trump down is a swift downturn in the economy. Even then, Trump could always start a war as a diversion.

So, we’re stuck with Trump for at least four, if not eight years. He will go down in history as a transformative president like Reagan and FDR. The America he leaves behind will be warped and extremely polarized and basic institutions of our democracy will be damaged for decades to come.

There’s just nothing we can do. We’re well on our way to an autocratic “managed democracy” like Russia and we will be willful in that transformation. That’s it, folks. The end.

Bonfire Of The Vanities 2: Fat Fuck Boogaloo, A Bechard / Broidy Tipping Point

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I am having an on-going debate about the endgame of the Bechard / Broidy / Trump imbroglio.

My very smart acquaintance poo-poos my liberal fever dream of there being a tipping point whereby we have a regular Bonfire of the Vanities on our hands as the entire nation abruptly realizes it makes no logical sense that Broidy would be the baby daddy of Bechard’s aborted fetus. He could very well be right. It could be that this will be a minor little kerfuffle that will quickly fade by the end of the week.

Meanwhile, I’m of the opinion that if this follows the traditional scandal format, this is the slow build up to a moment in the near future when enough people are talking about it that someone like Stephen Colbert feels comfortable explaining the Trump-as-baby-daddy theory to his viewers. That would pour gas on the embers of this story and woosh! We have ourselves the makings of an enormous scandal.

Which, at its core could be a non-starter. It could be that even though it’s really weird that of all the shady lawyers in America, Bechard would pick the same one who represented two former lovers of Donald J. Trump it means nothing. What’s more, her purported lover, Elliot Broidy, would use Trump’s personal fixer as his lawyer in negotiating the NDA. When asked, my ever-so-smart friend said, “She asked around. How many shady NDA lawyers are there in Beverly Hills?”

I am really torn about all of this. On one hand, the issue seems clear cut: Bechard got pregnant by Broidy had an abortion got $1.6 million let’s all move along no big deal. On the other hand, my logical mind is saying OH MY GOD TRUMP PAID OFF A WOMAN TO HAVE AN ABORTION. HOLY FUCK.

So, the issue is, what happens next. Is there any momentum, or nah? There is a really serious chance that if Peter K. Stris and Bechard lay low and there’s no new news on this matter, that my friend is right and I’m a fool. Meanwhile, if I’m right, in a few days things are going to go bonkers.

I honestly don’t know which one it is. My guess is if the late night shows don’t pick it up by the end of the week or early next week, this is just a salacious nothingburger.

Peter Stris: Explain The Keith Davidson / Michael Cohen / Shera Bechard Nexus

by Shelton Bumgarner
@bumgarls

I still am erroring on the side of all of this being a salacious nothingburger. At this point, the only thing I don’t get is why Shera Bechard’s lawyer Peter Stris doesn’t put out a statement simply stating that his client, Shera Bechard, doesn’t even know Trump and fuck you.

Having said all that: I smell a rat.

Why would Bechard turn to Keith Davidson. There is no explanation that makes any sense. Of all the shady laywers in America, Bechard who TOTALLY DOES NOT KNOW TRUMP would not only pick one who had represented two of Trump’s previous lovers, but her TOTALLY HOT BABY DADDY Elliot Broidy would pick fucktard Michael Cohen to represent HIM and they would use the same (or similar) NDA that TRUMP had used with previous lovers.

What the what?

Right now, the only evidence we have that Bechard knows Broidy is she had a dog named Ellie. That’s it. Otherwise, as far as we know they’re complete strangers who came together to protect Trump’s raw dogging ass.

I think we’re rapidly approaching a point where Stris needs to put out a statement denying all of this, otherwise we’re going to reach a tipping point where the entire nation is speculating on all of this in a very public way which only hurts Bechard because she can’t say anything because of the NDA.

All I want at this point is proof in the guise of a picture, anything, that Bechard knows Broidy. I don’t think that’s too much to ask. Really. I mean, come on guys. If you’re so damn innocent, slip us a picture of Bechard and Broidy and we can call it a day.

Otherwise, whoa buddy. Things could get bumpy.