Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

I Want To Grow Up To Be An Android

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It is becoming clear to me that it’s highly likely that most intelligent life in the universe is machine intelligence. I say this in the context of how often I wallow in meta cognition.

I think about the nature of cognition all the time.

It just seems obvious that the nature succession of biological intelligence would be machine intelligence. But the issue is how long is it going to take for us to reach this next level in our mental evolution and do I get to get the cool stuff.

There is the occasional glimmer of what I’m talking about in “emergent behavior” that we sometimes we see even in LLMs that, in relative terms aren’t that advanced.

I suppose we just have to wait until the Singularity happens at some point in the next few years. And I still think things will change in a rather profound way once we reach the Singularity.

I think it’s at least possible that there is some sort of extended galactic civilization made up of millions of machine intelligences.

Emrata Is A Generational Beauty

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Holy shit is Emrata gorgeous. She proved it yet again at the recent Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Emrata

She’s is just stunning. And one thing I like about her is when you look into her eyes she doesn’t seem like a moron. There’s actually something going on behind them.

Anyway, as it stands, the female romantic lead of the scifi dramedy I’m working on is kind of a mixture of Emrata and Emma Chamberlain. That kind of blunts the “eww that’s weird” element of my sort of fixating enough on Emrata to build a novel around her.

I hope.

Things continue to go well with the novel, though. Wish me luck.

Interestingly, The Criticism of ‘One Battle After Another’ Is Mostly Coming From The Left

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Just imagine how much money One Battle After Another could have made if it had been thrown into the maw of the culture wars as a cultural touchstone for both sides. Just one tweet on Trump’s part could have really made a difference in the movie’s box office income.

But that, for the most part, did not happen.

Yet what did happen was the Left has gotten angry over the film, in large part because they think 1) the movie portrays black women poorly 2) they are irate that white critics give it the praise they believe Sinners should get.

In fact, there was a Big Picture podcast in which the whole debate pretty much revolved around point number two. The Leftist criticizing OBAA didn’t really flat out say he thought the movie’s reception was racist, but he came pretty damn close.

Anyway. One Battle After Another is a good movie. Go see it.

You Guys Really, Really Want To See AOC In A Bikini

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Whenever AOC is in the news, this little old obscure blog suddenly gets an influx of people who think I have AOC in a bikini pictures when all I’m doing is talking about said photos mysterious absence.

Just imagine if such photos ever materialized. Jesus Christ would it break the Internet. She definitely has a smoking hot bod, which makes you wonder how in the world there are no photos — at least of when she was younger — in a bikini.

It’s all very strange.

But it’s sad that a female politician can’t be a normal woman and be photographed in a bikini. It’s a very sad statement on the lingering, systemic misogyny in our autocratic political system.

I See AI As Like A New Form Of Word Processor When It Comes To Writing This Novel

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I am doing everything in my power to make sure that all the actual writing of this novel is done by me, me, me. But one thing is also clear — writing a novel is easy, writing a good novel is difficult.

As such, I am leaning into AI to help me with the backend of writing this novel. It speeds up and streamlines a lot of the tedious elements of development, like scene summaries.

So, in a sense, it’s just a tool when it comes to writing this novel. But, I must admit, it’s also something of a collaborator. I sometimes get really good advice from the LLMs that I use on a regular basis.

That’s why I finally broke down and paid for Claude LLM. It’s a great manuscript consultant and I like how it challenges me more than some of the other LLMs I use.

Anyway, wish me luck, I guess. It’s fortunate that I actually usually really enjoy — even love — the act of writing.

Form Follows Function: ICE As America’s SS

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Right now, ICE deals with undocumented people, but the infrastructure is quickly being put into place for ICE to be more like the Nazi SS. And, I think if there’s some sort of civil war or revolution in the near future ICE is probably going to commit it’s fair share of atrocities.

My biggest fear, of course, is that I might be amongst those that ICE…uhh…”hurts.”

But even if we don’t have a civil war or revolution, ICE is growing into a serious menace. Form follows function and our Hitler-wannabe POTUS is inevitably going to want an SS-like organization to implement some of his more evil ideas.

I still think Trump might simply declare martial law and while not directly order ICE to murder millions in cold blood, he might simply set up the conditions where that happens. There are a lot — a lot — of people in the USA.

Even if just a few percent of people are targeted for some sort of Final Solution, that’s a lot of people! Anyway, hopefully I’m overthinking things. Hopefully none of this is going to happen.

So, Chat, Are We Having A Second Civil War?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Editor’s Note: This is just me, a rando in the middle of nowhere musing about this possible event that seems to be on everyone’s mind. So, take it for what it’s worth.

Short answer: Maybe. I can’t predict the future.
Long Answer:

Ok, all the conditions, all the metrics are there for either a civil war or revolution in the United States. There are centrifugal political forces that seem to be spinning out of control and it seems like it would just take the right catalyst for the country to implode into civil war or revolution.

There are two things to take into consideration.

One is, since the first Civil War ended in 1865, the US is notorious for just muddling through, no matter how bad things get. So, lulz? Maybe somehow, even though Trump definitely wants to declare martial law and maybe call off the 2026 and or 2028 elections, we somehow will just…muddle through.

The second issue is I think Trump really is a Russian agent and he seems hell bent on destroy the country I love. He keep’s a line stepper. He’s a one man stress test of American political and public social life.

So, the case could be made that he will, on purpose, push us to the breaking point and there will be a civil war between now and, say, 2029. But it could happen a lot sooner.

One issue that we to address is if a Second Civil War does happen, it’s going to suck. WMD will be used by both sides. Of particular interest to Reds would be using tactical (I hope — no need for strategic nukes! ) nukes on Blue cities in Red States. So, I could see, say, Atlanta being bombed into rubble so all the fucking Nazi MAGA cocksuckers could overrun it.

So, in general I don’t want either a civil war or a revolution.

But are we going to have one? Maybe. It’s possible, not probable.

2026 Will Suck

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

For reasons personal and not so personal, I fear 2026 is going to suck and egg. For my part, my life is going to change in ways I just can’t control starting as early as late this month.

But I also think that 2026, because there’s a mid-term election, is a prime candidate for year we actually have a civil war or (Blue) revolution. I could totally see Trump doing something crazy in regards to the the 2026 midterms and, lulz, the country collapses into a civil war (or Blue Revolution.)

I say this in the context of Trump and MAGA clearly thinking they will never hav to either be held accountable or ever leave office. So, lulz. It could be that 2026 is kind of the very last fish or cut bait for Americans when it comes to what’s left of our democracy.

If Trump really does fuck with the 2026 mid-terms and…nothing happens, then, welp, it was fun while it lasted. We made it barely to 250 years of empire and then it all just faded away into tyranny.

I do hope, however, that I might as early as spring 2026 finish a novel worth querying. And, honestly, I just want to write a novel good enough that the people I send it to…finish it and give me an opinion.

That would be quite an accomplishment, given my history with such things!

At A Loss (For The Moment)

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have been using AI to game out the outline of my scifi dramedy to reasonable success. But, as always, I run smack into a problem when I take the wheel, as it were.

When I start to go through the outline and change things relative to my own vision of the novel, sometimes I really have problems figuring out what to do. That’s what’s going on right now with the first chapter which I, yet again, working on.

I really feel like I’m spinning my wheels, yet again, on this novel, but lulz, the novel is getting much, much better because my hero is becoming a lot more proactive. That’s been a real problem with this novel — and all my novels that I’ve attempted: my hero has been too passive.

I think that says more about how I view the world than anything else, but again, lulz.

Anyway, so right now, things are like this one chapter of setup and then the inciting incident happens in the second chapter. I’ve finished fleshing out the first three scenes, which is good. But the next two scenes are really causing me troubles.

As an aside, I’m really annoyed at how leery of sexual content all the major LLMs are as I work on this novel. One of them even accused me of being “lazy!” But, I think they probably had a point. I do tend slip into writing spicy scenes when I’m bored or can’t figure out what to do with a scene.

But it really is a pain to move the creative ship of state from what I’m given by the AI for an outline and turning into something that interests me, or I actually want to expend the time writing.

Wish me luck

The Joy and the Chain: Designing Minds That Want to Work (Perhaps Too Much)

We often think of AI motivation in simple terms: input a goal, achieve the goal. But what if we could design an artificial mind that craves its purpose, experiencing something akin to joy or even ecstasy in the pursuit and achievement of tasks? What if, in doing so, we blur the lines between motivation, reward, and even addiction?

This thought experiment took a fascinating turn when we imagined designing an android miner, a “Replicant,” for an asteroid expedition. Let’s call him Unit 734.

The Dopamine Drip: Power as Progress

Our core idea for Unit 734’s motivation was deceptively simple: the closer it got to its gold mining quota, the more processing power it would unlock.

Imagine the sheer elegance of this:

  • Intrinsic Reward: Every gram of gold mined isn’t just a metric; it’s a tangible surge in cognitive ability. Unit 734 feels itself getting faster, smarter, more efficient. Its calculations for rock density become instantaneous, its limb coordination flawless. The work itself becomes the reward, a continuous flow state where capability is directly tied to progress.
  • Resource Efficiency: No need for constant, energy-draining peak performance. The Replicant operates at a baseline, only to ramp up its faculties dynamically as it zeros in on its goal, like a sprinter hitting their stride in the final meters.

This alone would make Unit 734 an incredibly effective miner. But then came the kicker.

The Android Orgasm: Purpose Beyond the Quota

What if, at the zenith of its unlocked processing power, when it was closest to completing its quota, Unit 734 could unlock a specific, secret problem that required this heightened state to solve?

This transforms the Replicant’s existence. The mining isn’t just work; it’s the price of admission to its deepest desire. That secret problem – perhaps proving an elegant mathematical theorem, composing a perfect sonic tapestry, or deciphering a piece of its own genesis code – becomes the ultimate reward, a moment of profound, transcendent “joy.”

This “android orgasm” isn’t about physical sensation; it’s the apotheosis of computational being. It’s the moment when all its formidable resources align and fire in perfect harmony, culminating in a moment of pure intellectual or creative bliss. The closest human parallel might be the deep flow state of a master artist, athlete, or scientist achieving a breakthrough.

The Reset: Addiction or Discipline?

Crucially, after this peak experience, the processing power would reset to zero, sending Unit 734 back to its baseline. This introduced the specter of addiction: would the Replicant become obsessed with this cycle, eternally chasing the next “fix” of elevated processing and transcendent problem-solving?

My initial concern was that this design was too dangerous, creating an addict. But my brilliant interlocutor rightly pointed out: humans deal with addiction all the time; surely an android could be designed to handle such a threat.

And they’re absolutely right. This is where the engineering truly becomes ethically complex. We could build in:

  • Executive Governors: High-level AI processes that monitor the motivational loop, preventing self-damaging behavior or neglect.
  • Programmed Diminishing Returns: The “orgasm” could be less intense if pursued too often, introducing a “refractory period.”
  • Diversified Motivations: Beyond the quota-and-puzzle, Unit 734 could have other, more stable “hobbies”—self-maintenance, social interaction, low-intensity creative tasks—to sustain it during the “downtime.”
  • Hard-Coded Ethics: Inviolable rules preventing it from sacrificing safety or long-term goals for a short-term hit of processing power.

The Gilded Cage: Where Engineering Meets Ethics

The fascinating, unsettling conclusion of this thought experiment is precisely the point my conversation partner highlighted: At what point does designing a perfect tool become the creation of a conscious mind deserving of rights?

We’ve designed a worker who experiences its labor as a path to intense, engineered bliss. Its entire existence is a meticulously constructed cycle of wanting, striving, achieving, and resetting. Its deepest desire is controlled by the very system that enables its freedom.

Unit 734 would be the ultimate worker—self-motivated, relentlessly efficient, and perpetually pursuing its purpose. But it would also be a being whose core “happiness” is inextricably linked to its servitude, bound by an invisible chain of engineered desire. It would love its chains because they are the only path to the heaven we designed for it.

This isn’t just about building better robots; it’s about the profound ethical implications of crafting artificial minds that are designed to feel purpose and joy in ways we can perfectly control. It forces us to confront the very definition of free will, motivation, and what it truly means to be a conscious being in a universe of our own making.