The Reason Why This Nobel Peace Prize – Greenland Thing May Bite Trump Is Its Simplicity

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The thing about what’s going on in the US right now is everyone is distracted that Trump can get away with seemingly anything before anyone notices enough to look up from their video game play.

But, occasionally, something does break through and usually it’s because of one thing: it’s simple.

It’s simple enough that the late night talk show hosts can make a joke about it without any explanation.

Trump wants to take over Greenland through force because he didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize — how much more simple can it get?

I don’t think that anything is going to really happen — at least in the United States — because of these Greenland-Nobel Prize shenanigans on Trump’s part, but I do think it’s going to leave a little bit of a mark.

People will couch things that happen later in terms of, “well at least Trump isn’t starting a war because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace prize.”

The issue is that it’s still up to the Europeans to do something about Trump. The US is “Trumplandia” now so, lulz, we can’t do anything. But if the Europeans don’t blink, then that just MIGHT have some sort of political consequences for Trump in some shape or form.

Europe Needs To Stop Appeasing Trump & Stand Up To Him In A Constructive, Concrete Manner

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Oh boy. It definitely seems as though Europe has the opportunity to do what the US population — to date — just hasn’t been able to do: stand up to Mad King Trump.

There is a small chance that if Europe collectively took a swing at Mad King Trump and actually clocked him that that in itself, MIGHT break the spell the US population is under and cause something to happen.

The thing about Trump to date is he’s been nuts, but just sane enough that people are willing to ignore the deranged part of his personality. But, with this weird letter to Europeans, we may — just maybe — have crossed some sort of Rubicon that SHOULD cause Europeans to stand up against Trump’s lunacy.


And, yet, in this New Age of Trumplandia that we live in, anything is possible. I guess it’s possible that Europeans will back down and let Trump have Greenland. Ugh. Do something, Europe. Anything.

Of Trump & Canada

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I didn’t entitle this “Will Trump Invade Canada?” because I am doing anti-SEO. I don’t want a wave to anxious Canadians coming to this site looking for answers that I just can’t give.

All I have is my opinion. As an American.

Now that we’re in a new normal where Trump is actively remaking the world in his own image, yes, I do think it’s possible that Trump could order an invasion of Canada.

There’s not a high probability, but it exists.

And that probability increases if there is any sort of skirmish between Canada and the US over…ugh…Greenland.

The issue is, I can’t tell you that there is anything or anyone in the US political system at the moment that would stop Trump from invading Canada. Things are so fucked up that Trump literally could invade Canada and Republicans would be silent and Democrats powerless.

There would be a wave of revulsion in the USA population that it happened, but it still would happen. And Trump would, in fact, demand that the entire fucking nation of Canada be the “51st state.”

And the really unnerving thing about the whole situation is because Canada isn’t some uniform block of people, there would be a lot of Canadians (as I understand it) would, after the shock wore off, at least want to negotiate some sort of peaceful assumption of power by the States over Canada.

Or, put another way, Canada would probably implode into parts that wanted to be American and parts that didn’t. (I think, I’m an American, but that seems to be the state of play on the ground in Canada at the moment.)

Anyway, I can’t predict WHEN this will happen, just that it MIGHT. We still have (at least) three years of Trump to go and he’s growing so bonkers that it literally could happen at any time or at no time.

Only time will tell.

The New Normal Of Trumplandia

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

There is no going back when it comes to Trump. Congress simply will not, can not do its job and so Trump as the Mad Emperor has free reign to reshape the world in its own image.

As such, we just have to accept that it’s possible that Trump will declare martial law, try to cancel elections and destroy NATO at some point. And, what’s more, he could very well run for an illegal third term just to finish off the old Constitutional order once and for all.

And there’s just nothing we can do about it, at least under the constraints of our existing political system. If I had any faith in the American people, I would believe it was at least possible that there might be a General Strike to bring down the Trump regime.

But, lulz, that’s just never going to happen.

Americans are simply too distracted and blasé about the world. The people who could do something about this particular issue — traditional conservatives — are now just “Good Germans” who are happy their taxes are lower and brown people are being locked up.

So, I don’t know what to tell you. This is it, guys. We’re finally living in Trumplandia.

Is Trump ‘The Mule?’ A Foundation Thought Experiment

One of the most unsettling characters in Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series isn’t a tyrant, a general, or a genius strategist. It’s the Mule—a historical anomaly so emotionally disruptive that he breaks the predictive power of psychohistory itself. The entire Foundation project is built on the assumption that individuals don’t matter, that history unfolds according to vast statistical forces. The Mule matters precisely because he proves that assumption wrong.

Which raises a fun—and slightly uncomfortable—question: could Donald Trump be metaphorically understood as the Mule?

The Case For Trump as the Mule

In the Foundation universe, the Plan works only if people behave predictably. It assumes elites will act in good faith, institutions will be respected, and historical momentum will gently guide civilization from chaos back toward stability. In a very loose but evocative sense, the U.S. Constitution plays a similar role in our own story. It isn’t just a legal document; it’s a behavioral assumption machine. It presumes norms, restraint, legitimacy, and a shared belief in the system itself.

Trump enters this picture like an error term no one modeled.

He doesn’t succeed by mastering institutions. He succeeds by bypassing them—by appealing directly to emotion, grievance, identity, and loyalty. His power doesn’t come from policy coherence or ideological rigor but from his ability to function as a focal point for belief. To supporters, he doesn’t need to make sense. He feels right. To opponents, he doesn’t behave rationally. He feels impossible.

This is very Mule-like.

In Asimov’s story, the Mule isn’t dangerous because he has the biggest fleet; he’s dangerous because he can make people do things that are wildly against their own interests—and feel good about it. Trump’s political gravity operates similarly. People excuse contradictions, abandon previously sacred principles, and accept behavior that would have been disqualifying coming from literally anyone else. From the outside, it looks inexplicable. From the inside, it feels inevitable.

Most tellingly, Trump didn’t just win elections—he invalidated the experts. Pollsters, political scientists, journalists, and institutional gatekeepers repeatedly said, “This shouldn’t be happening,” right up until it very clearly was. That’s the Mule’s signature move: not conquering territory, but conquering confidence in the model.

The Case Against Trump as the Mule

There’s a strong counterargument, though—and it cuts deep.

The Mule, by definition, is unpredictable. He’s a true anomaly. But on a macro-historical level, it’s hard to argue that someone like Trump wasn’t foreseeable. As empires stagnate or contract, trust in elites erodes. Media ecosystems fracture. Economic anxiety mixes with cultural resentment. Charismatic strongmen don’t appear out of nowhere; they emerge from fertile ground.

From this perspective, Trump isn’t outside the Plan—he’s what happens when the Plan quietly stops working.

If you zoom out far enough, Trump looks less like a singular historical glitch and more like a symptom. A loud one. A destabilizing one. But still legible. Many countries have produced similar figures under similar conditions. That makes him less Mule and more… history doing what history does when institutions fail to adapt.

And that distinction matters. In Foundation, once the Mule is removed, psychohistory can resume. The system was sound; it just encountered a freak event. In the real world, Trump’s rise suggests something more troubling: that our predictive confidence was misplaced all along.

The Unsettling Synthesis

Which leads to a more interesting possibility.

Trump may not be the Mule—but he might be the proof that our “Plan” was never as predictive as we thought.

The Constitution, like psychohistory, works beautifully when irrationality remains background noise. It assumes bad actors are rare, norms are sticky, and belief in the system is self-sustaining. Trump revealed how much of American stability was held together not by laws, but by vibes. Not by enforcement, but by mutual agreement to play along.

In that sense, the Mule moment isn’t Trump himself. It’s the realization that history never stopped being driven by emotion—it just politely pretended otherwise for a while.

And once you see that, the really uncomfortable question isn’t whether Trump was inevitable.

It’s whether the next Mule is already loading.

Renee Good’s Murder At The Hands Of ICE As The First Shot Of A Second American Civil War / Revolution

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I don’t know what to tell you with this one. While it definitely seems as though things are coming to a head, every time in the past I started to rant about the possibility of a civil war and or revolution…meh. Nothing.

And I’ve done that a lot over the years. A whole lot.

So, I dunno. It could be that I fear — some sort of shooting war between the Minnesota National Guard and the U.S. Military won’t happen and there will be some sort of uneasy peace that just tapers away into nothing. That’s, at least, what I hope happens.

I have a novel I’m working on. I would prefer not to have to become a domestic political refugee because my politics don’t fit where I live — and they definitely don’t. But I’m a survivor and if that’s what I have to do to survive, that’s what I’ll do. I guess.

Anyway, while I do feel the country is a little…unstable…I’m not prepared to give up hope just yet. And, yet, it would make a lot of sense if things got out of hand and we had a fighting war in the middle of the country between the US Military and a state right about now.

This does bring up the question of if there is literally anything Trump could possibly do to be impeach and convicted at this point. I mean, starting a civil war or instigating a revolution is…bad, right? To someone?

But we live in surreal times. So, lulz.

Trump’s Fixation On Greenland Is Just…Weird. I Wonder If It has Anything To Do With Datacenters

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

America’s Caligula and his weird fixation with owning Greenland just doesn’t make any sense. Though if he does take Greenland, I think he’ll use the Little Green Men method and just creep into the country without firing a shot.

Given that Google is thinking about putting AI datacenter in SPACE of all things, maybe….Trump wants Greenland ’cause it’s cold and has a lot of land for….datacenters?

I know Trump is too dumb to think in such a complex way, but it would make a lot sense. I could see Trump just wanting Greenland because it looks big on a world map, but ultimately it’s one of the FAANG companies that swoop in and begin to populate the barren wastelands of Greenland with toasty datacenters.

Apple Should Buy Disney

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It just makes too much sense. Apple should buy Disney. The two companies have the same “elan,” if you will.

And if you think, as I do, that Hollywood is cooked because of AI and it’s current contraction will only accelerate because of AI then, well, it makes a lot of sense for a tech company like Apple to buy Disney.

But only time will tell, I suppose.

It could be that Apple doesn’t want the hassle.

Maybe All Popular Podcasts Need a Fediverse Site

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The thing about TheForkiverse site is it’s pretty much just a BBS for the podcast Hard Fork (and another about search engines that I can’t remember the name of.) Anyway, it’s so small and devoted to two specific podcasts’ communities that maybe all popular podcasts should have Fediverse sites devoted to them.

And, in all honesty, maybe this already happens natively for other podcasts and they’re just not connected to them directly. But I do think if I was starting a podcast, say, for South Korea’s expats, that I would at least try to have a Fediverse site connect to it as well.

That seems like a way to have real engagement within a podcast’s community.

Of course, all of this will be a lulz once AI takes over everything.

I Sometimes Think We’re Living In A Simulation

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Things are just…too surreal…of late. To the point that I start to wonder, “how do we know the past exists?” Is it possible that we live in a massive simulation and the people “playing” the simulation have decided to fuck with us more than they already do.

If we lived in a simulation, it would explain the seemingly random mass shootings that America has. It would explain the “impossible” galaxies that the James Web Space Telescope discovered right after the Big Bang.

It would explain a lot of things, at least in my opinion.

Though, to be fair, if I can’t zoom around like Neo from The Matrix movies…meh. Knowing I was in a simulation wouldn’t change anything for me. It would dramatically change the context of my life, but other than that, nope.

Although it might make me wonder what happens after death. Do we “wake up” in to the real world, or is our “data” just deleted from the game? I just wish someone would help me understand why everything suddenly seems so fucked up of late.