Of Trump & Canada

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I didn’t entitle this “Will Trump Invade Canada?” because I am doing anti-SEO. I don’t want a wave to anxious Canadians coming to this site looking for answers that I just can’t give.

All I have is my opinion. As an American.

Now that we’re in a new normal where Trump is actively remaking the world in his own image, yes, I do think it’s possible that Trump could order an invasion of Canada.

There’s not a high probability, but it exists.

And that probability increases if there is any sort of skirmish between Canada and the US over…ugh…Greenland.

The issue is, I can’t tell you that there is anything or anyone in the US political system at the moment that would stop Trump from invading Canada. Things are so fucked up that Trump literally could invade Canada and Republicans would be silent and Democrats powerless.

There would be a wave of revulsion in the USA population that it happened, but it still would happen. And Trump would, in fact, demand that the entire fucking nation of Canada be the “51st state.”

And the really unnerving thing about the whole situation is because Canada isn’t some uniform block of people, there would be a lot of Canadians (as I understand it) would, after the shock wore off, at least want to negotiate some sort of peaceful assumption of power by the States over Canada.

Or, put another way, Canada would probably implode into parts that wanted to be American and parts that didn’t. (I think, I’m an American, but that seems to be the state of play on the ground in Canada at the moment.)

Anyway, I can’t predict WHEN this will happen, just that it MIGHT. We still have (at least) three years of Trump to go and he’s growing so bonkers that it literally could happen at any time or at no time.

Only time will tell.

The New Normal Of Trumplandia

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

There is no going back when it comes to Trump. Congress simply will not, can not do its job and so Trump as the Mad Emperor has free reign to reshape the world in its own image.

As such, we just have to accept that it’s possible that Trump will declare martial law, try to cancel elections and destroy NATO at some point. And, what’s more, he could very well run for an illegal third term just to finish off the old Constitutional order once and for all.

And there’s just nothing we can do about it, at least under the constraints of our existing political system. If I had any faith in the American people, I would believe it was at least possible that there might be a General Strike to bring down the Trump regime.

But, lulz, that’s just never going to happen.

Americans are simply too distracted and blasé about the world. The people who could do something about this particular issue — traditional conservatives — are now just “Good Germans” who are happy their taxes are lower and brown people are being locked up.

So, I don’t know what to tell you. This is it, guys. We’re finally living in Trumplandia.

Is Trump ‘The Mule?’ A Foundation Thought Experiment

One of the most unsettling characters in Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series isn’t a tyrant, a general, or a genius strategist. It’s the Mule—a historical anomaly so emotionally disruptive that he breaks the predictive power of psychohistory itself. The entire Foundation project is built on the assumption that individuals don’t matter, that history unfolds according to vast statistical forces. The Mule matters precisely because he proves that assumption wrong.

Which raises a fun—and slightly uncomfortable—question: could Donald Trump be metaphorically understood as the Mule?

The Case For Trump as the Mule

In the Foundation universe, the Plan works only if people behave predictably. It assumes elites will act in good faith, institutions will be respected, and historical momentum will gently guide civilization from chaos back toward stability. In a very loose but evocative sense, the U.S. Constitution plays a similar role in our own story. It isn’t just a legal document; it’s a behavioral assumption machine. It presumes norms, restraint, legitimacy, and a shared belief in the system itself.

Trump enters this picture like an error term no one modeled.

He doesn’t succeed by mastering institutions. He succeeds by bypassing them—by appealing directly to emotion, grievance, identity, and loyalty. His power doesn’t come from policy coherence or ideological rigor but from his ability to function as a focal point for belief. To supporters, he doesn’t need to make sense. He feels right. To opponents, he doesn’t behave rationally. He feels impossible.

This is very Mule-like.

In Asimov’s story, the Mule isn’t dangerous because he has the biggest fleet; he’s dangerous because he can make people do things that are wildly against their own interests—and feel good about it. Trump’s political gravity operates similarly. People excuse contradictions, abandon previously sacred principles, and accept behavior that would have been disqualifying coming from literally anyone else. From the outside, it looks inexplicable. From the inside, it feels inevitable.

Most tellingly, Trump didn’t just win elections—he invalidated the experts. Pollsters, political scientists, journalists, and institutional gatekeepers repeatedly said, “This shouldn’t be happening,” right up until it very clearly was. That’s the Mule’s signature move: not conquering territory, but conquering confidence in the model.

The Case Against Trump as the Mule

There’s a strong counterargument, though—and it cuts deep.

The Mule, by definition, is unpredictable. He’s a true anomaly. But on a macro-historical level, it’s hard to argue that someone like Trump wasn’t foreseeable. As empires stagnate or contract, trust in elites erodes. Media ecosystems fracture. Economic anxiety mixes with cultural resentment. Charismatic strongmen don’t appear out of nowhere; they emerge from fertile ground.

From this perspective, Trump isn’t outside the Plan—he’s what happens when the Plan quietly stops working.

If you zoom out far enough, Trump looks less like a singular historical glitch and more like a symptom. A loud one. A destabilizing one. But still legible. Many countries have produced similar figures under similar conditions. That makes him less Mule and more… history doing what history does when institutions fail to adapt.

And that distinction matters. In Foundation, once the Mule is removed, psychohistory can resume. The system was sound; it just encountered a freak event. In the real world, Trump’s rise suggests something more troubling: that our predictive confidence was misplaced all along.

The Unsettling Synthesis

Which leads to a more interesting possibility.

Trump may not be the Mule—but he might be the proof that our “Plan” was never as predictive as we thought.

The Constitution, like psychohistory, works beautifully when irrationality remains background noise. It assumes bad actors are rare, norms are sticky, and belief in the system is self-sustaining. Trump revealed how much of American stability was held together not by laws, but by vibes. Not by enforcement, but by mutual agreement to play along.

In that sense, the Mule moment isn’t Trump himself. It’s the realization that history never stopped being driven by emotion—it just politely pretended otherwise for a while.

And once you see that, the really uncomfortable question isn’t whether Trump was inevitable.

It’s whether the next Mule is already loading.

Renee Good’s Murder At The Hands Of ICE As The First Shot Of A Second American Civil War / Revolution

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I don’t know what to tell you with this one. While it definitely seems as though things are coming to a head, every time in the past I started to rant about the possibility of a civil war and or revolution…meh. Nothing.

And I’ve done that a lot over the years. A whole lot.

So, I dunno. It could be that I fear — some sort of shooting war between the Minnesota National Guard and the U.S. Military won’t happen and there will be some sort of uneasy peace that just tapers away into nothing. That’s, at least, what I hope happens.

I have a novel I’m working on. I would prefer not to have to become a domestic political refugee because my politics don’t fit where I live — and they definitely don’t. But I’m a survivor and if that’s what I have to do to survive, that’s what I’ll do. I guess.

Anyway, while I do feel the country is a little…unstable…I’m not prepared to give up hope just yet. And, yet, it would make a lot of sense if things got out of hand and we had a fighting war in the middle of the country between the US Military and a state right about now.

This does bring up the question of if there is literally anything Trump could possibly do to be impeach and convicted at this point. I mean, starting a civil war or instigating a revolution is…bad, right? To someone?

But we live in surreal times. So, lulz.

Combating America’s Caligula

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Trump — probably at the behest of Putin — seems hell bent on burning the Western world to the ground over his dumb desire to own Greenland of all things. I think this might, just might, be the thing that really causes Europe to unite in opposition to the US.

It will be surreal and maybe mean the end of NATO as we know it, but I do think Europe is going constructively fight back against America’s Caligula in some meaningful way.

Or, put another way, something big is going to happen where it finally becomes clear that Trump has bitten off more than he can chew. I’m not saying he is going to lose any support from the MAGA base….but the context will potentially be different.

Anyway, we’re still fucking doomed. Trump could name a horse Sec. of State and he would probably be confirmed by the Senate, the way things are going.

It Feels Like Something REALLY Big Is Going To Happen Soon

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Maybe it’s just a byproduct of the country being on edge at the moment, but it feels like something BIG is going to happen soon. Something really, really big that changes everything.

For instance, the Minnesota National Guard has been called up by its governor. I could see something happening whereby the National Guard and ICE have a shoot out or something. Then Trump uses that as a pretext to arrest the governor.

Anyway, I have no idea what it’s going to be. And maybe it will ultimately be nothing. But…I’m a little nervous.

America On Edge 2026

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It definitely feels like the USA is…on edge at the moment. It’s as if we’re all waiting for the other shoe to drop, for something even BIGGER to happen.

I don’t know what that might be, but there is such turmoil in the American political system that it could just about anything. Whatever it is, it might be pretty big.

I could see Trump literally trying to arrest a governor — of Minnesota? — just out of his surreal, bonkers spite. I could see the some pretty surreal things happen before the year is over, especially because of the 2026 midterms.

But hopefully, none of that will happen. Hopefully, we’ll just muddle through like we always do and the Main Event will be sometime in the 2028-2029 timeframe when ASI and civil war / revolution happen at just about the same time.

Sigh.

Not Great, Dan

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I usually am in agreement with the Pod Save America pod bros. In fact, in the past, if you wanted to know my general political views, you could just listen to PSA to get a sense of what I believe.

But today, I was listening to PSA and…oh boy. Dan Pfeiffer went into a long, extended rant about how we should not use the “Abolish ICE” slogan going into the 2026 and 2028 midterms.

This reminds me of the comment in William Safire’s book “Freedom” about the events leading up to the Emancipation Proclamation where someone turns to another person at a party, “We are all Abolitionists now.”

In fact, I would keep an eye on the political rhetoric of the PSA pod bros. When they grow radicalized enough that they embrace the radicalized nature of “Abolish ICE” rather than be so fucking milquetoast. We need to have a backbone politically.

And, yet, things are going to have to get a lot, lot worse before PSA will get with the program and embrace rather than poo-poo the idea of “Abolish ICE.”

Help Us Stephen Colbert, You’re Our Only Hope

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

There are two people who definitely should say fuck it and run for office: Stephen Colbert and Jon Favreau. I keep expecting Pod Save America’s Favreau to run for governor of California, but, to date, not even a hint that he will.

The thing about Colbert, meanwhile, is he’s in the political sweetspot. It’s like he was designed in a lab to be the perfect Blue response to MAGA’s Trump. But there are two major problems.

One, is, Colbert just won’t do it. Probably because of his wife, if nothing else. He would actually see governing as something to be taken seriously and, as such, he would bow out because he’s not willing to do it as a comedic guy.

Two, a lot of Blues would be opposed to Colbert because they would roll their eyes and say we learned our lesson with Trump — celebrities don’t make for good politicians.

As such, I just don’t see how in the world we could get Colbert to run for *anything*, much less POTUS. The only way I could maybe, just maybe see him doing it is if something happened to him personally because of Trump — or if maybe the Pope told him to.

Blues Are Radicalizing…Just A Tiny Bit

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Blues, because of the surreal nature of modern American politics, are the keepers of the establishment. And, as such, it’s kind of difficult for them to get too radicalized. But we need “radical moderates” right now and it will be interesting to see if Blues start to get angry.

For my own part, I’ve not grown more radical, but I have begun to psyche myself up for the possibility of getting the shit beat out of me by ICE for just being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

I’m a man of peace, a man of ideas — I hate violence and guns — but I do have principles and as such, if I’m not doing anything wrong and ICE comes after me I’m going to stand my ground. I’d rather die on my feet a free man than live my life on my knees a slave, as the old saying goes.

But one thing I will acknowledge is the country is kind of on edge right now. And if there are more murders on the part of ICE…I don’t know what to tell you. Some unexpected and surreal things might happen.

It could be that Trump gets his way and there’s enough of an uprising in Blue states because of ICE thuggery that he declares not just the use of the Insurrection Act but actual martial law.

And then because he’s nuts, he may attempt — attempt — to cancel the 2026 midterms. Now THAT would be interesting.