Vice President Tucker?

by Shelt Garner

Ding-dong Trump spins off so much bullshit that you never can quite tell if he means anything he says. But he apparently has mentioned recent that he’s open to naming Tucker Carlson –of all people — to be his second term veep. The only reason why I find this curious (beyond the obvious) is Trump would be bucking the macro political trend in American politics of naming a woman as veep.

Anyway. Given how fucking fat and old ding-dong would-be Tyrant Trump is, if Carlson was Trump’s Veep would have to think seriously about what type of president he would make. Given his youth and focus, I do think he could be the guy who transitioned the United States into a Russian-style managed democracy.

We will wake up 20 years from now — or sooner — and wonder why the United States is invading Canada in a quest to “cure the woke mind virus” found there. I’m not joking. That would be a real possibility.

And I think given that he has absolutely zero government experience, the first few years of Carlson’s presidency would be very, very rocky. But he would use the Project 2025 framework far more effectively and, lulz, there you go. We slide peacefully into autocracy and drunk cranks like me get an ICE bullet to the head.

Author: Shelton Bumgarner

I am the Editor & Publisher of The Trumplandia Report

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