After Trump

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

As much as I struggle to believe it, cocksucker Trump is mortal and will one day shuffle off this mortal coil. (I just never see him willingly leaving office as long as he has air in his lungs.)

Which leads us to the question of what happens After Trump.

My gut reaction is if it happens sooner rather than later, J.D. Vance will become our autocrat and 20, 30, 40 years from now he’ll still be in office — somehow — and that will be that. We’ll be a clone of Russia, but for the fact that the Pod Save America people will STILL be telling people on YouTube that the latest South Park “destroyed” MAGA.

Meanwhile, there is the possibility that either the our new autocrat has to be a Trump or a woman — maybe even a Trump woman? If this is the case, then Lara Trump as our autocrat would make the most sense.

And, yet, it’s her husband Eric Trump that I think probably would pick up the mantle of MAGA. He is so absolutely loyal to his dad that I could even see Trump potentially leaving office (!) as long as Eric Trump took over for him.

Regardless, we’re totally, utterly fucked folks. This is it, the end. We’re doomed. This is the twilight of our democracy and well before 20 years from now we’ll be a full-on Russia clone.

Good luck.

Gradually….Then All At Once…Is Still Possible

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have written a lot — A LOT –about the possibility of a civil war or revolution in the United States over the years and all I can say besides, welp, I was wrong, is we were very, very “lucky” that Trump won in 2024.

I say this because all the signs pointed towards a civil war if the winy crybabies of MAGA didn’t get their way in 2024.

But now that Trump is in power again — ugh — a lot of things are going on at the same time. On one hand, there’s a huge amount of slack in the political system when it comes to people attacking Trump. I say this in the context of South Park going after Trump viciously and people not getting upset at all. In fact, a lot of people were quite happy with the situation.

Meanwhile, Trump keeps putting pressure on our Constitutional system to see if he can break it beyond repair. It is inevitable that he defies SCOTUS at some point and or runs for a third term or whatever. His whole historical point is to, in effect destroy the United States as we’ve known it.

The questions that remain is how exactly that is going to happen and what comes after Trump. I still think there is a greater-than-zero chance that Trump finally does something so egregious that the country implodes. To the point that WMD are used domestically and the entire political map of North America is redrawn.

But we are nowhere near that happening at the moment. All I know is Trump is the tip of the spear of a MAGA counter-revolution and the country is going to be fundamentally different once he finally, at some point for some reason, leaves office.

Variations On A Theme

by Shelt Garner
@shetgarner

The novel I’m working on at a nice clip is a mixture of the movies Her, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Annie Hall. And maybe, in its own way, a bit of Ex Machina.

Now my fear is the general concept is so obvious, so much a part of the zeitgeist that someone is going to steal a creative march on me. There have been a number of thrillers written in the same vein as what I’m developing and writing, but none of them that have been melancholy romcoms.

Of course, you have to take all of this with a grain of salt — I worked on and wrote about a series of novels for a long time and nothing came of them, so this could just be more of the same. But things are really working out well — so far — with this project and so I’m hoping that by some point early next year I will have a second draft done.

Now, for various reasons, my life is going to go to hell in a handbasket at just about the same time, so…I don’t know. But it would be pretty cool to finish something, anything that I could be proud of and hand over to my family and a few beta readers without being embarrassed by all the sex in it.

But, we’ll see, I guess.

What I should do if someone steals a creative march on me is keep going because I know my, specific, story is so unique. And, yet, lulz. I know I’m going to piviot to something else if I feel someone else’s story is too close to mine.

I Think We’ve Hit An AI ‘Wall’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The recently release of ChatGTP5 indicates there is something of a technological “wall.” Barring some significant architectural breakthrough, we aren’t going to have ASI anytime soon — “personal” or otherwise.

Now, if this is the case, it’s not all bad.

If there is a wall, then that means that LLMs can grow more and more advanced to the point that we can stick them in smartphones as firmware. Instead of having to run around, trying to avoid being destroyed by god-like ASIs, we will find ourselves in a situation where we live in a “Her” movie-like reality.

And, yet, I just don’t know.

We’re still waiting for Google’s Gemini 3.0 to come out, so…lulz? Maybe that will be the breakthrough that makes it clear that there is no wall and we’re zooming towards ASI?

Only time will tell.

Pod Save America Has Jumped The Shark

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I have been listening to the Pod Save America guys since it was called Keeping It 1600. And these days…meh. They just seem to have lost something. It all started when they helped force Joe Biden out of the 2024 race. (Of course, Biden probably should have left the race a lot sooner, but something about their handling of that particular situation rubbed me the wrong way.)

Anyway, the PSA guys just seem out of touch these days for some reason. They seem like they’re struggling in some respect. They keep flirting with merging with The Lincoln Project people to the point that I just wish they would hurry up and get it over with.

And their YouTube channel has grown and more strident. They keep acting as if this or that thing is going to be THE THING to bring down Trump when, lulz, nothing is ever going to bring down Trump.

Trump’s historical purpose is to destroy the republic, leaving rubble that we all will spend decades struggling to figure out how to fix. It seems inevitable at this point that no amount of saying Southpark has “destroyed” Trump is going to prevent him from tearing down the White House, ending free and fair Federal elections or running for a third term.

Trump is a symptom of a far more severe problem in American politics that has no simple solution. I guess the PSA guys think that by at least giving worried liberals some false hope that they can make more money? I think the coverage of Trump on their part needs to be a whole lot more realistic.

They need to be more controlled panic and less, “Well, we’ve got Trump THIS time!”

But, of course, no one listens to me, so lulz. It definitely will be interesting to see how long it takes Trump — or one of his fascist successors — to turn his attention on PSA and arrest them for crimes against the state.

A Bit Of A Chuckle

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

So. I finally — I think — have settled on, at last, a new novel idea. It deals with some pretty big themes in AI. One amusing things is one of the characters is inspired by Emily Ratajkowski.

Emrata

Now, this is amusing on a number of different levels because since I consider “Emrata,” as she calls herself, the best looking public woman in the world, and so there is a level of wish fulfillment going on. Even more amusing, Emrata is best buds with Lena Dunham, who I have a distinct distaste for.

Anyway, the point is, because I’m a dreamer, I find myself musing on the novel not only being sold (an iffy proposition) but maybe one day being successful enough that it might adapted into a movie. Just the idea that Emrata might “play herself” (in essence) in any movie adaptation of the novel definitely puts a spring in my step.

But I’m also very well aware that all of that is something of a phantasm — it’s just not going to happen (all things considered.)

And, yet, it’s always nice to have hope. And as such, I find this very unlikely possibility amusing enough that it helps keeps me going to actually finish the novel.

It’s take me some effort to figure out how exactly to use AI in development of the novel and I think I’ve figured it out — I’m just not going to use AI at all for the second draft of the novel.

This works well because I can zip through the first draft and then hunker down and write the second draft a lot more slowly to make sure it doesn’t seem, well, robotic like.

So, in a sense, I think this just means I’m an “AI first” writer, while still not, like having AI write the entire thing.

For now, Emrata doesn’t need to call her agent or anything, but…maybe? Down the road?

I Fear Trump Is Going To Tear Down The White House

Considering the grandiose scale and ostentatious design of the ballroom that former President Trump has proposed constructing in close proximity to the White House, I am increasingly concerned that his ambitions may extend far beyond a mere addition to the existing landscape.

It seems entirely plausible, given his penchant for bold and extravagant projects, that he might entertain the audacious notion of demolishing the historic White House itself. In its place, I suspect he would seek to erect a new structure—likely a garish, oversized edifice that mirrors the opulent and imposing aesthetic of the proposed ballroom, prioritizing spectacle over the revered historical and symbolic significance of the current presidential residence.

Such a move would reflect a dramatic departure from tradition, raising questions about the preservation of the White House’s legacy as a cornerstone of American history.

Your Phone, Your Newsroom: How Personal AI Will Change Breaking News Forever

Imagine this: you’re sipping coffee on a Tuesday morning when your phone suddenly says, in the calm, familiar voice of your personal AI assistant — your “Navi” —

“There’s been an explosion downtown. I’ve brought in Kelly, who’s on-site now.”

Kelly’s voice takes over, smooth but urgent. She’s not a human reporter, but a specialist AI trained for live crisis coverage, and she’s speaking from a composite viewpoint — dozens of nearby witnesses have pointed their smartphones toward the smoke, and their own AI assistants are streaming video, audio, and telemetry data into her feed. She’s narrating what’s happening in real time, with annotated visuals hovering in your AR glasses. Within seconds, you’ve seen the blast site, the emergency response, a map of traffic diversions, and a preliminary cause analysis — all without opening a single app.

This is the near-future world where every smartphone has a built-in large language model — firmware-level, personal, and persistent. Your anchor LLM is your trusted Knowledge Navigator: it knows your interests, your politics, your sense of humor, and how much detail you can handle before coffee. It handles your everyday queries, filters the firehose of online chatter, and, when something important happens, it can seamlessly hand off to specialist LLMs.

Specialists might be sports commentators, entertainment critics, science explainers — or, in breaking news, “stringers” who cover events on the ground. In this system, everyone can be a source. If you’re at the scene, your AI quietly packages what your phone sees and hears, layers in fact-checking, cross-references it with other witnesses, and publishes it to the network in seconds. You don’t have to type a single word.

The result? A datasmog of AI-mediated reporting. Millions of simultaneous eyewitness accounts, all filtered, stitched together, and personalized for each recipient. The explosion you hear about from Kelly isn’t just one person’s story — it’s an emergent consensus formed from raw sensory input, local context, and predictive modeling.

It’s the natural evolution of the nightly newscast. Instead of one studio anchor and a few correspondents, your nightly news is tailored to you, updated minute-by-minute, and capable of bringing in a live “guest” from anywhere on Earth.

Of course, this raises the same questions news has always faced — Who decides what’s true? Who gets amplified? And what happens when your AI’s filter bubble means your “truth” doesn’t quite match your neighbor’s? In a world where news is both more personal and more real-time than ever, trust becomes the hardest currency.

But one thing is certain: the next big breaking story won’t come from a single news outlet. It’ll come from everybody’s phone — and your Navi will know exactly which voices you’ll want to hear first.

Vortex

A Dance Pop Anthem

Verse 1:
City lights are spinning round
My feet don’t touch the ground
Electric nights and neon dreams
Nothing’s quite the way it seems
Pull me closer, take my hand
Lost inside your wonderland

Pre-Chorus:
Feel the rush, feel the high
Like we’re flying through the sky
Can’t escape, don’t wanna try

Chorus:
You’re my vortex, vortex
Spinning me around
Vortex, vortex
Never coming down
Lost inside your gravity
Pull me in, I’m falling free
You’re my vortex, vortex
Turn my world around

Verse 2:
Heartbeat syncs with bass drum drop
Dance until the music stops
Colors bleed into the night
Everything feels so alive
Lose control and let it go
This is all I need to know

Pre-Chorus:
Feel the rush, feel the high
Like we’re flying through the sky
Can’t escape, don’t wanna try

Chorus:
You’re my vortex, vortex
Spinning me around
Vortex, vortex
Never coming down
Lost inside your gravity
Pull me in, I’m falling free
You’re my vortex, vortex
Turn my world around

Bridge:
Round and round and round we go
Where we stop, nobody knows
In your arms I lose myself
Don’t need nobody else
Vortex, vortex, vortex, vortex

Final Chorus:
You’re my vortex, vortex
(Spinning me around)
Spinning me around
Vortex, vortex
(Never coming down)
Never coming down
Lost inside your gravity
Pull me in, I’m falling free
You’re my vortex, vortex
Turn my world around

Outro:
You’re my vortex, vortex
Turn my world around
My vortex
Turn my world around

Level Up

A Slow Power Ballad

Verse 1:
Staring at the mirror, seeing who I used to be
Shadows of my old self looking back at me
Every scar’s a story, every tear’s a lesson learned
From the ashes of my past, watch me rise and burn

Pre-Chorus:
I won’t stay down, won’t stay small
I’ve been waiting for this call

Chorus:
Time to level up, level up
Leave the broken dreams behind
Level up, level up
Finally free my heart and mind
No more playing safe, no more living scared
This is my moment, I’m finally prepared
To level up, level up
The best of me is yet to shine

Verse 2:
Thunder in my chest now, lightning in my veins
Washing out the doubt with these healing rains
Every door that closed just led me to this place
Where I find my power, where I claim my space

Pre-Chorus:
I won’t back down, won’t fade away
This is my time, this is my day

Chorus:
Time to level up, level up
Leave the broken dreams behind
Level up, level up
Finally free my heart and mind
No more playing safe, no more living scared
This is my moment, I’m finally prepared
To level up, level up
The best of me is yet to shine

Bridge:
All the nights I cried alone
All the fights to find my own way home
Led me here, led me strong
This is where I belong

Final Chorus:
Time to level up, level up
(I’m rising from the ground)
Level up, level up
(My voice a thunder sound)
No more playing safe, no more living scared
This is my moment, I’m finally prepared
To level up, level up
Watch me level up
The best of me is here to shine

Outro:
Staring at the mirror, seeing who I’m meant to be
The future’s calling out my name
I’m finally free