What is ‘Woke?’

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Introduction
Whenever someone tries to seriously discuss the concept of “being woke” one has to make it clear that it’s a concept largely defined by people who hate it. And, they themselves, really have no idea what it means. The definition of “woke” is, thus, one of just “vibes.”

In fact, the self-appointed definers of “woke” — mostly MAGA conservatives — want there to be no clear definition so everything and nothing can be “woke” as is necessary to “own” the libs. Much like how MAGA Republicans refuse to tell us when, in fact, America was “great,” so, too, do these self-same Republicans refuse to give us any clear definition of what “to be woke” is.

As such, we’re left rummaging through the often very dumb, very vacuous arguments made by MAGA Republicans when they want to juice the base to vote. So, with that in mind, let’s address the issue at had, “What is woke?”

Terror By Vibe
It seems clear to me that the entire notion of “wokness” says more about MAGA Republican conservatives than it does the word itself. Much of the hysterical rhetoric about “wokeness” on the part of Republicans is a direct, kneejerk reaction to the combination of the browning of America and the growing economic power of women.

What’s more, if you scramble all of this in the blinder of the greater Fox News and conservative podcast echo chamber, you end up in a situation where people who should know better will tell you with a straight face that “libs” “love” abortions to the point that they’re practicing infanticide. In fact, in my discussion with my conservative relatives — who I love dearly — it definitely seems as though a lot of the outrage over “wokeness” is more anger over how modern society talks about in a very public manner things they feel should be kept private and secret.

So, these people who are so upset about abortion or the gay movement probably don’t mind that either one exists, but they ARE upset at what they perceive is the very public woke agenda on these topics. This is all an extension of how conservative Republicans want to establish an autocratic white Christian ethnostate — sometimes without even realizing that that is, in fact, what they want.

In short, they find the “woke” movement…annoying.

They just know, in general, they hate people who are “woke” — even though they really don’t know what “being woke” means. They just do a vibe check on the issues important to “woke” people and get upset that anyone would think such a thing.

In short, conservative (MAGA) Republicans find woke people really, really annoying for any number of reasons. They neither understand them nor, in some cases, even want to be in the same Union with them.

‘Go Woke, Go Broke’

One thing that any discussion of “being woke” has to mention is there is, in fact, a small but vocal portion of the liberal-progressive movement that has such a narrow minded, strict orthodox about certain issues that they drive traditional conservatives into the arms of fascists.

Take, for instance, the transgender movement.

There is a lot of talk about “protecting trans kids” within “woke” liberal-progressive circles which causes MAGA Republicans to, in turn, freak out at the idea that there are even “trans kids” to be “protected” in the first place. From what I can gather, the idea of “trans kids” is extremely muddled and misleading.

While, yes, growing number of children under 18 are identifying as “trans” the number of children actually transitioning is near zero, if not, in fact, zero. But because woke people run around screaming about how need to “protect trans kids,” MAGA bigots assume such “gender affirming care” must be happen all the time, when, in fact, it’s not.

But it suits the purposes of the all those MAGA conservative podcasts with time to fill and advertisements to sell, so they talk and talk and talk and talk about something that really doesn’t even exist — children under 18 medically changing their gender.

Those libs aren’t going to own themselves, you know.

There is a lot — A LOT — of pretty basic moralism involved in all of this, as well. It’s all vibes, in other words. As Blues grow more secular and brown, Reds grow more Christian and white (and old.) This is where the Gay Scare we’re currently experiencing is coming from. There are MAGA Republicans who feel, by definition being a member of the LGBQ+ community is a “sin” and, as such, the way a long of Gen Z seem to see being gay as aspirational fills them with horror. These MAGA Republicans just want people to be filled with the Holy Spirit and stop messing around with people of the same sex.

And, this is a very important element to all of this — the reason why Republicans hate democracy is they KNOW that they’re losing a demographic battle and, as such, they would rather turn America into an autocratic white Christian ethnostate than do some soul searching and change their policies so they can win elections fair and square.

This is a point too often missed by smug Twitter liberals who seem to feel just being a keyboard warrior online is somehow going to change anything.

There Is No Endgame
I’m not going to give you an pat solutions to the battle over being “woke.” There are none. All I got is the whole battle over “being woke” is a luxury of living in a peaceful, wealthy liberal democracy. When that is no longer the case — when things grow more….existential…then, lulz, the last thing we’re going to have time or energy for is fighting over the proper use of someone’s “pronouns.”

Day 50: Kelsey Asbille, Call Your Agent — Eventually?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

It’s going to be a real struggle to wrap this Public Beta up before the end of spring. I keep finding scenes that are just too weak not to throw up and rewrite totally. And that doesn’t even count the scenes that are adequate, but need a serious punch up if people are going to actually want to read the entire novel.

The heroine of my first novel kinda looks like Kelsey Asbille.

But, I think because I have a lot of momentum that I should be able to get pretty close to my goal. At the moment, it definitely feels like I should wrap things up no later than July 4th. Regardless, the story is getting much, much better.

My chief concern at the moment is the story is just not very dark. It’s very, very accessible and is a very, very easy read. It’s such an easy read that there might even people who are able to read it in one sitting.

The story itself is very much an Old Brown Shoe to anyone who’s read Stieg Larsson’s original Millennium Series. Though, in real terms, the story is a lot more a journalistic Mare of Easttown than it is anything else.

In other news, I’ve discovered a Hollywood actress who I can now imagine in my mind as the heroine of my novel — Kelsey Asbille. She’s just about the right age and she kinda sorta is close enough in complexion to meet what I imagine my heroine looks like.

It’s not a perfect 1-to-1, but it’s pretty close.

Anyway, I’m being VERY delusional to even broach such a thing because I haven’t even finished the fucking novel yet. And the entire showbiz industrial complex is designed to make it impossible for drunk middle-aged men like me to find a way in.

Who knows, though, I do think this novel is shaping up to be REALLY GOOD.

Continue To Worry I’m Too Much Of An Anonymous Drunk Crank To Secure A Literary Agent

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

They say you take yourself wherever you go and that’s where I am now. I’m not changing shit, no matter I keep hearing this or that Absolute Law of Nature when it comes to how to get a literary agent.

It’s just too late. Judge me on my art, not on if I’m a drunk crank. (Which, all things considered, I may be.)

I believe I’ve come up with a pretty standard mystery-thriller in the milieu of Stieg Larsson’s original work and all I need is someone, anyone, to give me a chance. As I begin to careen into the querying process that will begin, probably, at the beginning of next year, I have to prepare myself for the inevitable — literary agents discovering this blog when they do due diligence on me.

I try to be the best person I can be. But I do like to drink –and write while drunk — so I could see how maybe the more snooty ones might blanch at some of my posts on the blog. I already have a severe problem with manuscript consultants refusing to help me because they won’t take me seriously.

It definitely is going to be interesting to see what happens. Maybe I’m over thinking things — and maybe I’m not. It could be that I’m just too much of a crank for ANYONE to take me seriously enough to risk anything on me, no matter how will the actual end product of my novel may be.

But I can honestly say I’ve really enjoyed working on this novel and look forward to writing the other five novels in the project.

My Novel’s Transition From Private To Public Beta Has Begun

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Every conversation I have with people these days about the status of my novel reminds me that no one gives a shit about any of this but me. I have no support from anyone close to me. Though I will admit that I do have a least rabid fan who wants to read the Public Beta for some inexplicable reason — but I don’t really know them, no matter how pleased I am that they care.

Anyway.

The point is — I’m now going to sit down and start to read the entirety of the Private Beta, rewriting things as necessary as I do so. I’m really, really pleased with the first chapter. It really feels like a professional novel.

At least the first chapter does. I have over 20 more chapters to work on.

But I do think that I have a pretty good shot of wrapping the transition to Pubic Beta up no later than July 4th.

Then…THEN…things get interesting because I’m going to have to start being OTHER people’s Beta reader so they’ll hopefully read MY beta draft.

As I approach this new stage, I find myself growing more and more unnerved about the fact that I’ve done all of this largely in a vacuum and it’s going to be interesting to see what the reaction of other people to my baby will be. The initial reaction to my “teaser” that I’ve given people was positive.

But, I fully expect at least one beta reader to tell me I’ve done it all wrong and I need to start from scratch or, even more unnerving, they may question why I even wrote a novel to begin with.

Ugh.

And, yet, that is bound to happen if you put yourself out there.

We Have To Take The Prospect of Default — And Biden’s Impeachment For Using The 14th Amendment — Seriously

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I just don’t think people are really taking how bumpy the next 18 months could be seriously. It’s very possible that in quick succession, the US will default, Biden will be impeached for trying to solve the problem using the 14th Amendment AND Hollywood will burn to the ground after it grinds to a halt because three strikes that prompt the widespread use of AI.

And that doesn’t even begin to address the prospect of the so-called “Fourth Turning” in late 2024, early 2025.

But, as I often say, I’m always, always wrong.

And, yet, I do think that the closer we get to late 2024, early 2025, the more “bumpy” things are going to become. The 2024 election cycle is shaping up to be a massive fucking clusterfuck. The only way we don’t either turn into an autocracy or have a revolution / civil war is if not only does A Democrat win the presidency, but Trump doesn’t do a Stop The Steal Redux.

In other words, the world’s first hyperpower is primed and ready to implode into chaos in such a spectacular manner that it will be said in the breath as the French Revolution and the Russian Revolution.

Man, do I wish I was joking or just spreading “hysterical doom shit.” But I’m not. I really think there is a greater-than-zero chance that the United States is going to have a revolution / civil war starting in late 2024, early 2025. At this point, it’s just an issue of if it’s Reds (civil war) or Blues (revolution) who light the match.

But I do think in the near term that if Biden uses the 14th Amendment to end any sort of defaut that it will be why he’s impeached. It’s simple to understand for the base and it will probably zoom through Congress, only to be stopped cold in its tracks in the Senate.

We’ll see, I guess.

Day 49: The Name Game

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

Tomorrow afternoon, I plan to begin to grow more aggressive in transitioning the Private Beta to a Public Beta. But one thing that has happened is I have come up with a new name for this novel.

It’s meant to evoke in the mind of the audience the idea that this novel is in the same general genre as Stieg Larsson’s work. And, it is, even if it’s a totally different story and not nearly as dark as any of Larsson’s original stuff. And, in real terms, the story is more a journalistic Mare of Easttown than it is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

And, really, it’s still something of a placeholder. I’m fully prepared to change it as need be during the course of the next stage in the process.

Speaking of which, very soon, I’m going to have to start reading the Beta drafts of OTHER people’s novels so I can get them to read MY novel. At least, that’s the thinking. As such, I’m trying — trying — to force myself to do more reading of fiction just in general.

I’m going to have leave my comfort zone, one way or another, to get this novel done.

Is Our Future All A Matter of Branding?

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

The thing about the fucking “Fourth Turning” that the US is careening towards is if we have some sort of “Second American Civil War” either Reds or Blues could be the ones who serve papers in a National Divorce. And, yet, the case could be made that if Reds leave the Union, it’s a Second American Civil War and if it’s Blues who leave the Union, it will be something more akin to a Second Revolution.

I say this because of the temperment of the two sides. Because of the deep echo of the failed CSA nation-state in the South, the idea of a new Red Nation plays well with the MAGA base. Meanwhile, while Blues might get fed up with the US shifting into an autocratic white Christian ethnostate, if they actually put up a fight, they’re more likely to do something more along the lines of a “revolution” rather than “civil war.”

What I mean by that is — if Blues decide to stand their ground at last against the rise of autocratic MAGA Nazi fascism in the United States, their war aims would probably be more about toppling the MAGA Nazi regime rather than starting a new “Blue Nation.” I’m aware that some of that is confirmation bias because that’s MY current thinking on the issue, but lulz.

But I don’t think we have anything to worry about — instead of a revolution or civil war or whatever the fuck you want to call it, we’re going to slip peacefully into an autocratic white Christian ethnostate and hopefully — hopefully — this will help me in my effort to sell my first novel which is pretty much the beginning of a six novel project where I use subtext to fucking rant about how much I fucking hate MAGA.

Day 48: Dreaming Is Free

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

I’ve allowed myself to just veg out today. This coming Saturday afternoon, however, I’m going to throw myself back into transitioning the Private Beta into a Public Beta. I really want to just chill out for a few days so I can look at the Private Beta with fresh eyes.

My dream title for my first novel.

Things are moving really fast now, with the chief thing potentially slowing me down is the difficulty of finding cooperative Beta Readers and lacking funds to pay a manuscript editor. But “every problem is an opportunity in disguise” as I used to say in my ROKon Magazine days.

At the moment, at least, I’m still on track to begin the formally querying literary agents early next year. That’s the dream, at least. I’m not going to live forever and I would like to at least be able to go through the process of querying to see what that’s like.

The moment I begin the Beta Reader process, I’m going to start reading up on querying. I also plan to start really working hard on the other five novels in this projected six novel projet. That’s the dream, at least.

All of this gives me something to look forward to, if nothing else. It is definitely going to be interesting to see how far I get through this project before it becomes absolutely clear that I’m just not good enough and I’ve been living in a delusional dreamworld.

But I will have had a lot of fun being delusional. And I’ve learned a lot not just about myself, but how to be a storyteller. Barring, I don’t know, a fucking civil war, I plan on keep “wasting” my time on novel writing from here on out.

Why Sydney Sweeney’s Career May End If The US Defaults

by Shelt Garner
@sheltgarner

While I’m definitely a fan of blonde bombshell Sydney Sweeney, I’m growing a bit alarmed that if the US defaults because of dickhead Republicans that her current white-hot career may crash and burn as a direct result.

I say this because Sweeney’s phenotype is very much a representation of America being pretty prosperous, all things considered. She’s got Marilyn Monroe curves and if we suddenly get thrown into a severe economic crisis because the US defaults on its bills…oh boy.

It could be that virtually overnight, American audiences will turn to women who are more…Twiggy than Sweeney in their phenotype. But let me be clear — I’m usually wrong and this could be another instance of just that: me being wrong.

But I would suggest that if the United States does default that it’s just another road towards some sort of clusterfuck in late 2024, early 2025. I don’t know what that Fourth Turning clusterfuck might be, but it’s going to be big. If the US defaults, then the it’s possible it won’t be a National Divorce we have to worry about but something closer to a Revolution. And it won’t be from the Right, but from the Left.

Remember, Reds are politically ascendant. They have absolutely no reason to start a civil war or a revolution. Meanwhile, there are plenty of patriotic, America-loving people like me who are growing fucking fed up with the racist, misogynistic goals of MAGA.

Anyway, hopefully we won’t default and Ms. Sweeney will have a career that continues to do quite well.

A Pending Struggle Over The USA ‘Brand?’

Editor’s Note: I hate violence. I just needed to vent. I would much prefer we slip peacefully into autocracy if that’s the only way to avoid any sort of political violence — even if it means I end up in a camp.

by Shelt Garner
@shetgarner

Let me be clear that I’m totally indifferent about the whole Dylan Mulvaney kerfuffle…but for how absolutely fucking dumb it is. The reason why it’s so dangerous is it’s a simple thing that could be corrosive in the medium-to-long term in the sense that it’s a ping from a future were Blue and Red no longer want to be in the same Union.

The thing is — while I’m willing to entertain the idea of a National Divorce, but I also don’t want a civil war and I want the USA “brand.” So, in a sense, it wouldn’t be a Second American Civil War as opposed to a Second American Revolution in the sense that whatever conflict there might be would be over who gets the USA “brand.”

So, the issue is that maybe we’re so wrapping up to comparing what’s going on in America to a new antebellum era that we miss what might happen instead — a second revolution with the revolution being between Reds and Blues who want to own the USA “brand.”

I say this because the more I think about it, the less I want a new Blue Nation. I want to stay American with all the accoutrements of being America, but I’m willing to entertain the idea of some sort of struggle over which vision of America we’re going to live in — a white Christian ethnostate (Red) or a functioning democracy (Blue.)

Or maybe, if something happened in the future, maybe it won’t be a clear revolution / civil war dichotomy. Maybe it will fall somewhere in the middle of the spectrum.